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MissJanet79

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For those that didn't see: http://www.sublimedirectory.com/basement/media/kimbo.wmv

Turns out this is REAL! Got this info from another website:
For those of you who don't know the full story behind that video, here goes.

Kimbo Slice (amazingly that's his last name) is an ex-con who did ten years of hard time but was finally released about 10 months ago. He fights in underground boxing matches from time to time winning purses that range from 3-10 thousand gs. This year alone, he's 9-1. His lone loss was suffered when his opponent used mace. Kimbo acknowledges the loss because he says, "I shoulda kicked his ass much faster and knocked the ***** out cold. And before the fight we said no weapons, but didn't say no mace."

Backed by the owner of a popular Miami based porn website, Kimbo earned his first 10 thousand dollar purse when he knocked out that same opponent in a rematch. The bout took but a mere 10 seconds. Not taking any chances, Kimbo pounced on his opponent 5 times after he was out cold.

Kimbo is well aware that underground fighting is illegal but he cannot help it. He can't earn a decent living through legit means because of his prison track record. If you were a big bad ass in his situation and someone came up to you and said, "I know someone who will fight you for 10 grand heads up", you might consider it also.

Kimbo is now considering turning pro through the advice of his cousin, Emmanuel Augustus, and local boxing trainers in Miami. Once he turns pro, he will leave his underground fighting days behind. As he contemplates the countless possibilities, Kimbo will continue to fight in underground battles to provide for himself and his disabled mother. As Kimbo so eloquently put it, "That's how a ***** eat."


If you know any non-pro who is willing to wager 5-10 gs to go up against kimbo, email his manager at [email protected]
 
Pitbull STL and BRR were throwing this around in another thread...


If Pitbull does it...I am buying a ticket to watch that shit.... Pitbull is one big MF and knows how to fight...
 
wow it's amazing jessica simpson just let him pop them out like that

nick was smart enough to not try and stop him
 
Woah... that can't really be Jessica Simpson with Kimbo grasping her tits like that... Can it?


WTF? (Nice Tits though... if you like big ones.)
 
Olsen Twins Banger said:
a bunch of people said that guy couldnt fight and wouldnt last a second in UFC ring

he looks pretty tough to me 9-1 ant bad neither
I'd have my money on him!!


Hey what do you all think? KIMBO v. BO-DEN
 
At least he's only fighting other dumbasses. What's he supposed to do after 10 years in prison? Look at the bright side.....he could be out raping women and stealing your car. I hope he does well....one less criminal.
 
I know a few 18th street gangers, and the "enforcer" for the Hells Angels SFV chapter who could EASILY destroy him in seconds. Sorry -- he isn't the TOUGHEST guy in the world. Not buy a longshot.

If were gonna be attacked by aliens, and i had to grab ONE guy on this planet to protect me. It wouldn't be him.
 
MissJanet79 said:
I'd have my money on him!!


Hey what do you all think? KIMBO v. BO-DEN


I wouldn't have my money on thug boy in the UFC... those guys would never let that idiot connect with them... it'd be on the ground, and then the pounding would begin...

In the UFC there are guys that are sub 170 that would KILL him.......


As far as KIMBO v. BO-DEN .... . :heart: That would make my day, week, month, and year... nothing but good could come from that...
 
tuc biscuit said:
I reckon I could take him, dude doesn't look scary at all, looks pretty weak.

I'd like to see that too... Any EF member vs. him... he can fight, but he doesn't have any extrodinary or real disciplined skills....

Do you know how to fight? Have you had any training?

Maybe next time you go on your tour of North America to kick ass.. you can stop by the STL... I live here... so does Pitbull... I'd like to see you two square off...
 
I bet KOKO could take Kimbo in less time..

All he would need to do was try and take her food bowl away from her
when she was eating.

He'd need a job where he could use a Nub..
 
Going pro what?
Boxing? He hasn't got the stamina, he was outta breath after throwing 12 punches on that one dude.
 
I've never seen him fight, so its hard to say. But boxing is much different than street fighting, and it takes skill and training to be successful.

But I don't judge anyone based on size. The one who will rip you apart is always some little looking bitch.

I was in Hoboken about 10 years ago and at a club. The equipment guy was loading stuff in the van (couldnt be more than 5'7 and 170) It was late and there were as I recall 7-8 guys who decided they wanted to rob the equipment. I didn't see the start, but I saw the end. Not one of them mo fo's was standing, and I swear to God more than a couple were missing body parts, mostly ears. It was the nastiest thing I ever saw in my life. And except for one or two all those guys were much bigger than him. One was a lot bigger than me for sure
 
reminds of that episode of cops -- where it took 7 COPS to finally take down one tough ass 5'7" scrawny little fucker. it was unfucking believable. all caught on tape.
 
I would take a shot at Boxing him if he didn't out weight me by 60lbs or tower 9" over my head. If it were NHB rules then who knows... I might jump in just to see how it plays out.
 
I'd be tempted to fight him NHB. I'd get my ass kicked, but I'd give it a shot.

Big Rick Rock said:
I would take a shot at Boxing him if he didn't out weight me by 60lbs or tower 9" over my head. If it were NHB rules then who knows... I might jump in just to see how it plays out.
 
the thing i noticed was that he looked like he had a little technique, but no knockout power. he is a decent size guy, and did some damage to the dude's eye, but someone with real striking ability would have knocked the other guy out.
 
MissJanet79 said:
I'd have my money on him!!


Hey what do you all think? KIMBO v. BO-DEN

I said it once and I'll say it again, waste of a good $3k.

Kimbo vs. Tyson now THAT'd be a fight.
 
Lumberg said:
Kimbo vs. Tyson now THAT'd be a fight.

Dude, don't insult Tyson. The guy was HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION of the world. Kimbo's not even CLOSE to being in his league. Kimbo'd be out of breath in 40 seconds flat. Tyson just has to move around and let him tire himself out by missing all his punches. The Tyson just goes in and uses him as a fucking punching bag.

Easy as pie dude. I'm sure there's plenty of boxing experts on this board who'l agree.
 
Razorguns said:
I know a few 18th street gangers, and the "enforcer" for the Hells Angels SFV chapter who could EASILY destroy him in seconds. Sorry -- he isn't the TOUGHEST guy in the world. Not buy a longshot.

If were gonna be attacked by aliens, and i had to grab ONE guy on this planet to protect me. It wouldn't be him.

I dont think Kimbo would be protectin you, he'd be penetrating you doggy style. Thats how them big prison monkeys are.
 
Y_Lifter said:
I bet KOKO could take Kimbo in less time..

All he would need to do was try and take her food bowl away from her
when she was eating.

He'd need a job where he could use a Nub..

Hell yeah, I'd love to see a gorilla fight a nuqqa. That would be so fucking sweet!! I'd pay $1000 to see that shit.
 
Razorguns said:
Dude, don't insult Tyson. The guy was HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION of the world. Kimbo's not even CLOSE to being in his league. Kimbo'd be out of breath in 40 seconds flat. Tyson just has to move around and let him tire himself out by missing all his punches. The Tyson just goes in and uses him as a fucking punching bag.

Easy as pie dude. I'm sure there's plenty of boxing experts on this board who'l agree.
In a backyard fight. Not a boxing ring.
 
Big Rick Rock said:
I would take a shot at Boxing him if he didn't out weight me by 60lbs or tower 9" over my head. If it were NHB rules then who knows... I might jump in just to see how it plays out.


Come on, you and I both know a thai kick or 2 would put the odds against that guy, even with his weight.
 
The Ejaculator said:
If Pitbull does it...I am buying a ticket to watch that shit.... Pitbull is one big MF and knows how to fight...

i think this kimbo dude only fights with boxing rules though
 
I suppose they have no rules in these fights ? Then the guy is far from being the best street fighter ever. I wonder how he defend itself once thrown on the ground...

BTW I'd toss money to send Boden against him.
 
Big Rick Rock said:
I would take a shot at Boxing him if he didn't out weight me by 60lbs or tower 9" over my head. If it were NHB rules then who knows... I might jump in just to see how it plays out.

Dude, give it a try. GS would gladly pay your ticket, give you an EF T-shirt. Would be great. The Anabolic power vs. the Porno industry.
 
big_bad_buff said:
i think this kimbo dude only fights with boxing rules though

True, and he doesn't repsond to e-mails either. At least when his inbox isn't full.

This thread cracks me up, I've seen tougher 16 year olds in boxing gyms in the St. Louis area. I should have kept a video camera with me non stop when I was bouncing back in college, then I could post all that video footage on Elite and everyone would be like, whoah, look at the Sammy Lieberman kid he's a badass mofo. He beat the piss out of the whole KU line (ok like 6 of em) by himself. A little 170 lb. jewish boy from Chicago who took Aikido since he was 8.
 
How do you beat the piss out of someone with Aikido? You must've made them kick their own asses. LOL
 
i know someone who fuck him up so bad

dan taylor

6'7''

360 lbs of mean mother fucker.... he is an Osu grad (olympic shot putter who boxed alot in his life...

imagine how hard he can hit...all that size the power of his right hand from all putting of the shot

arm lengh is crazy long too...

hurt his neck so he never played college f ball
 
Dial_tone said:
How do you beat the piss out of someone with Aikido? You must've made them kick their own asses. LOL

Not me bro, I studied kenpo and BJJ, and I haven't been 170 since I was 12, but this kid up at school was a seriously bad fucker, and yes it was very much him using their motion against them. I was working at the bar that night, and most of these guys were my friends, as I played with them. But they deserved it. Ah to be 1993 again........ :)
 
look at my post right above this one :eek2:

manny78 said:
I suppose they have no rules in these fights ? Then the guy is far from being the best street fighter ever. I wonder how he defend itself once thrown on the ground...

BTW I'd toss money to send Boden against him.
 
OMG. They think he's like the second coming of christ or something over there. I can't wait til he fight someone *worthwhile* and loses. But then again -- i doubt they'll even publicize it.

Remember this guy?

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Kevin Fucking Nash. I used to work across the street from WWE in Stamford, CT. Hung out with him many times. Totally COOLEST bro i ever met. He could CRUSH this little wannabee in a heartbeat. 6'11", 310lbs. He's got over 7 INCHES and 70 lbs over Kimbo. That's akin to Kimbo fighting someone 5'8" and 170lbs. He wouldn't have a chance.
 
pitbullstl said:
Thanks, K to you.


I registered, now let's see how long it takes Kimbosdawg to get back to me on that board, seeing as how I couldn't get a response from him via e-mail. :)
hes a vagina

6. Can you make noise in the heavyweight division? How long will it take?

That’s what my trainers think. They say the division is open and I might as well take a crack at it. We’ll see what happens. I’ll probably only need about ten pro fights before I’m ready to knock all them fools out.

1. How long will it take you after turning pro to become a good slugger-boxer and become a championship level fighter?

I have a lot of respect for the game. I know many of these fighters have been putting in their work for years. But they ain’t never been in the pen as long as I have. I have skills you can’t learn on the outside. I feel I’ll be ready for anyone within ten fights.


since when does being in prison make u a world class BOXER
 
Oh did I also mention that some white supremecist groups out here in Riverside would LOVE to pony up $10k to pit their biggest guy up against him and kick the shit out of him??? hehe.

Oh and the Mongols biker club here in Orange County wouldn't have a probl pony'ing up the $10k to fight on their turf either. Curly's Bar, Tuesday night bike night. Long Beach, ca. Tell him to swing by with the cash and they'll set it up. You can get the address via yellow pages. You can't miss 'em. There's like 20-30 of them wearing the same patches.

http://mongolsmc.com/
 
U know what, the dude live in Miami and it looks like he's having no trouble finding opponents locally so I think ur boys are gonna have to get in line Razor.
 
LMAO at Lloyd Christmas posting right after pitbull on that board, isn't that Jim Carrey's character from Dumb & Dumber?????

that had to be somebody from here :lmao:
 
Lumberg said:
U know what, the dude live in Miami and it looks like he's having no trouble finding opponents locally so I think ur boys are gonna have to get in line Razor.

Yeah losers with money he finds in bars. Yep, that's where REAL fighters are located.
 
Razor:

What I'm trying to say is, if he's got plenty of opponents locally, he has no incentive to leave his home town to seek out fights. Regardless of whether those people could beat him, he has absolutely no reason to go out of his way to find out.
 
People are funny. Street fights are NOT the UFC. I've seen eyes pulled/bashed out of sockets, throats bitten open, ears ripped halfway off, balls fucking crushed and a bunch of other crazy shit. Desperation is a motherfucker and the guy in the fight that is loosing will do anything to win. I personally have a huge scar (a keloid) on my left bicep from some dude biting me out of desperation. Street fights are NOT a fucking joke and they are NOT a regulated event.

Pitbull, if you have the balls to get into something like this be prepared anything. I wouldn't do it if I was you. This guy will do anything to win.
 
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