Who out there is a Thief

[daemon]

My last job, my buddy would have the security guards help him load stuff in the car. I was fucking amazed. Security either didn't know (which would amaze me) or didn't care.

I took a couple of things but I justified it in my own mind. I took a couple of cables which nobody cared about. I used to burn cd's for personal use. I also took a couple computers that were supposed to be destroyed. They were end of life'd and were written off. Better me than the trash.

 

[PsychoSkitz]

Balls Of Steel?

 

[Warik]

Oh, also I stole some paper from work. I asked my boss for some sheets of white paper so I could write down the stuff he needed me to do this week. I wrote very small and only used up one sheet and took the other home for my printer. You all wish you could be as slick as me.

-Warik

 

[Madd Hatter]

I usually will steal only when I feel I've been wronged by a party or when a party owes me money. Say if an employer owed me 100 bucks, I would take 100 dollars worth of items from them, and forget the money owed...

More retribution than stealing... all about the Status Quo.

C

True dat!

For example, let's say I worked for a company that offered 1/3 gym membership reimbursement. Now let's suppose I joined a gym and submitted my receipt per policy. Now let's say those motherfuckers never paid me a dime. Would I feel that was total bullshit? Yes. What? Would I take said amount of money out of the cash register/safes/whatever? Yes. What? Would this just be the beginning of the way they screw me? What? ...But this is all just hypothetical, my point is I'm all about the afore quote.

 

[Madd Hatter]

I thought of this thread last night. Why you may ask? Well, because I just found out I got passed over for a promotion twice over. First, they promoted a guy who was a month behind me in becoming mgmt and was for damn sure not as sharp at all the paperwork BS to a new position making 10k more a year. This left a space open in his old position, which paid slightly more than I'm making. Did I get moved into that? NO!! They dicked me again and moved somebody who was 6 months behind me and who I know isn't an angel when it comes to work habits!!!!!!
Why'd they do this? The only thing they've got on me is I got "upset" the last time they moved people and I got screwed. But I still came to work and worked better than anyone else. Is it any wonder my attitude is shitty sometimes when they keep BENDING ME OVER?!?!?!?! ARRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So now I'm REALLY all about the above quote. If I could embezzle the 10k a year w/o getting caught I probably would. FUCKERS. I know, I probably shouldn't steal ANYTHING, that's not the answer right? I would love to find another job and give the whole company the finger, but I'm having trouble finding positions I have any chance of securing. It sucks, I'm trapped in this hellhole and they probably know it.