who is your ULTIMATE ELITE FITNESS DATE?

[Freak Show]

anyone who considers themselves a filthy dirty nasty whore.

and i think i could spend a day on a park bench with HappyScrappy, Nathan, and The Nature Boy pointing out noticeable flaws and concocting bizarre tales and fetishes we think are true of every passerby. follow that up with dinner at Danielson's hot dog stand being served by Raina, and you got yourself a dream date.

 

[danielson]

anyone who considers themselves a filthy dirty nasty whore.

and i think i could spend a day on a park bench with HappyScrappy, Nathan, and The Nature Boy pointing out noticeable flaws and concocting bizarre tales and fetishes we think are true of every passerby. follow that up with dinner at Danielson's hot dog stand being served by Raina, and you got yourself a dream date.

hey if i gots a waitress it cant be that bad innit?

 

[Ffactor]

I'm gonna have to say kinimom and nicolepap!
Nicole where the fuck are you and where are my titty pics????

 

[Ffactor]

Oh Nic...where you at biaaaatch!!

 

[Bikini Mod]

Baby - I'd be no fun at all. Why on earth would you want to go on a date w/a golddigging dumbass whore whose looks are fading?

 

[SofaGeorge]

Baby - I'd be no fun at all. Why on earth would you want to go on a date w/a golddigging dumbass whore whose looks are fading?

Be still my foolish heart...

 

[Bikini Mod]

LOL - I can see that you truly are a glutton for punishment.

 

[beefybull]

To hang out with, no doubt it'd be my brotha Havoc. This nigga has so much in common with me its almost scary. Plus it'd be cool to meet someone who could probably outsmoke me for once. One time, one of my boys passed out and another threw up while we were smoking blunts. Not many can match the BB. Still, this man blows some damn fine trees if what he says is true and I've only gotten to smoke shit that good on a couple occaisions. Also the man is an athlete and if I was in peak shape it'd be fun to go one-on-one with him, then blaze and kick some freestyles or just talk about life. Maybe Wodin because I like the way he thinks, Fonz or Macro or Huck b/c of their knowledge and ideas, NJSerious or Puc if some mischief needed to go down. I'm sure there are more I'd like to hang out with, like Frack, Citruscide, Sofa, many others, etc.

As for a date, I dont really get into the whole flirting and trying to pick women up on Elite (just an issue of practicality). Still, I talk to some of them every now and then, and I find Raina to be a bright individual, and she does indeed look very nice, but she's taken. Still, she'd be one of my pics for a date with an EF lady. Spatts would be cool to go on a date with (or work out with). Bikinimom would be a nice roll in the hizay. Plus, almost every chick that 'be' posting on EF is probably older than me so the older woman factor as explained by Frack would be in effect.

 

[beefybull]

Wheres all the people chiming in with "Satanic Goatslayer"?

 

[Ffactor]

Baby - I'd be no fun at all. Why on earth would you want to go on a date w/a golddigging dumbass whore whose looks are fading?

Darling-you will always be beautiful and smart to me regardless of whether you are 30 or 70!!
As for being a golddigger, what's wrong with that? You are a woman trying to support your four children so be proud of it.