Who is your fav ef e-virgin?

[Gambino]

Ladies throw eat big some complimentary tang.
he is deserving, very good bor

 

[heatherrae]

e-virgin?

Sublime is the quentessential e-virgin. =-)

 

[Gymgurl]

That would be eatbig...

 

[Gambino]

e-virgin?

Sublime is the quentessential e-virgin. =-)

fuck i knew i was forgetting someone.


from now on a fonz vote will equal a vote for sublime

 

[alien amp pharm]

I must have finally lived down the virgin stigma associated with myself.

 

[eat big]

fuck i knew i was forgetting someone.


from now on a fonz vote will equal a vote for sublime

Actually no, you didn't.

 

[Sub-Zero]

thanks for forgetting about me faggot

 

[Gambino]

I must have finally lived down the virgin stigma associated with myself.

the habitualhealth notch erases any doubt of your steez

 

[Lestat]

ulcaster. he was comfortable with himself and his virginity. The other guys clearly are not.

 

[eat big]

ulcaster. he was comfortable with himself and his virginity. The other guys clearly are not.

I'm comfortable with it. In fact, many have told me what I'm doing is the right thing. I'm comfortable with it, believe me.

 

[Lestat]

I'm comfortable with it. In fact, many have told me what I'm doing is the right thing. I'm comfortable with it, believe me.

what are you doing? How is not getting laid considered doing something?

 

[heatherrae]

I'm comfortable with it. In fact, many have told me what I'm doing is the right thing. I'm comfortable with it, believe me.

You are not really a virgin are you?

 

[Gymgurl]

I'm comfortable with it. In fact, many have told me what I'm doing is the right thing. I'm comfortable with it, believe me.

Now this is sexy

 

[eat big]

what are you doing? How is not getting laid considered doing something?

Because I don't want to bang the first fatty that comes along with the stink of several cocks on her breath. The first chick I fuck is going to be amazing.

 

[eat big]

If I've fucked a chick in the ass am I still a virgin? Comtemplate that while I go get huge.

Gym time. Nigga what!

 

[heatherrae]

Because I don't want to bang the first fatty that comes along with the stink of several cocks on her breath. The first chick I fuck is going to be amazing.

do you mind if I ask your age?

I think that is great, by the way.

 

[Lestat]

Because I don't want to bang the first fatty that comes along with the stink of several cocks on her breath. The first chick I fuck is going to be amazing.

that type of idealization is admirable, don't get me wrong, but its also unrealistic and NO ONE will ever live up to the expectations you are creating for yourself. You are basically guarenteeing yourself that you first sexual experience will be a let down, it will never measure up to the idea you have in your head. The first time is generally and awkward experience, the first time with anyone new can be awkward too depending on circumstances. Having unrealistic expectations will only exasperate that.

I'm not saying bang a fatty, just be realistic about things. I've known a few people that waiting until their early 20s to finally bone down, and afterwards they are like "what the fuck is the big deal?" same thing with people who wait forever to do drugs or drink, they have this idea that its such a big thing in their head when in reality, its not.

 

[Sub-Zero]

that type of idealization is admirable, don't get me wrong, but its also unrealistic and NO ONE will ever live up to the expectations you are creating for yourself. You are basically guarenteeing yourself that you first sexual experience will be a let down, it will never measure up to the idea you have in your head. The first time is generally and awkward experience, the first time with anyone new can be awkward too depending on circumstances. Having unrealistic expectations will only exasperate that.

I'm not saying bang a fatty, just be realistic about things. I've known a few people that waiting until their early 20s to finally bone down, and afterwards they are like "what the fuck is the big deal?" same thing with people who wait forever to do drugs or drink, they have this idea that its such a big thing in their head when in reality, its not.

the first time i masturbated it was like being reborn.

definately opened my eyes to alot of things. made other pleasures like cake seem like eating poop

 

[Lestat]

the first time i masturbated it was like being reborn.

definately opened my eyes to alot of things. made other pleasures like cake seem like eating poop

good analogy

 

[gotmilk]

If I've fucked a chick in the ass am I still a virgin?

No, that makes you an assfucker.

 

[Rabid_Goose]

Isn't nothing wrong with being a virgin, but don't go saying you are a virgin because you don't want to bang a fatty that sucks a lot of wang. And your first time won't be amazing unless amazing is something that happens in 5 minutes or less.

Hot pockets are amazing, though.

 

[gotmilk]

Ladies throw eat big some complimentary tang.
he is deserving, very good bor

Can't you loan eatbig one of your sexy radies......

 

[c00per]

 

[heatherrae]

lol

 

[AAP]

no elite fry?

 

[eat big]

do you mind if I ask your age?

I think that is great, by the way.

20.

 

[eat big]

that type of idealization is admirable, don't get me wrong, but its also unrealistic and NO ONE will ever live up to the expectations you are creating for yourself. You are basically guarenteeing yourself that you first sexual experience will be a let down, it will never measure up to the idea you have in your head. The first time is generally and awkward experience, the first time with anyone new can be awkward too depending on circumstances. Having unrealistic expectations will only exasperate that.

I'm not saying bang a fatty, just be realistic about things. I've known a few people that waiting until their early 20s to finally bone down, and afterwards they are like "what the fuck is the big deal?" same thing with people who wait forever to do drugs or drink, they have this idea that its such a big thing in their head when in reality, its not.

I'm not looking for Miss America. I just don't want it to be a girl that will give it up right away and move on to the next guy. One thing I must have in a woman is that she respects herself. Meaning, not being a slut, living healthy and being true to herself. In college most women are the polar opposite of that.

 

[Lestat]

I'm not looking for Miss America. I just don't want it to be a girl that will give it up right away and move on to the next guy. One thing I must have in a woman is that she respects herself. Meaning, not being a slut, living healthy and being true to herself. In college most women are the polar opposite of that.

there are plenty of fat chicks with swamp ass that are looking for love and monogomy.

 

[eat big]

there are plenty of fat chicks with swamp ass that are looking for love and monogomy.

But I like women that respect themselves and live a healthy lifestyle.

 

[nimbus]

But I like women that respect themselves and live a healthy lifestyle.

but at the same time you're too scared to pursue a girl that does. it seems like you're just making excuses; there are tons of reasonably fit girls in college that aren't total sluts. I think you have collge girls all wrong - only a small percentage of girls want to just use guys and move from one to the next, most of them go from guy to guy because the guy stops calling them once they get ass. Deep down most of these girls want boyfriends, they just say they don't because they don't wanna scare off guys or they don't wanna admit that they can't get the ones they want to commit.

 

[eat big]

but at the same time you're too scared to pursue a girl that does. it seems like you're just making excuses; there are tons of reasonably fit girls in college that aren't total sluts. I think you have collge girls all wrong - only a small percentage of girls want to just use guys and move from one to the next, most of them go from guy to guy because the guy stops calling them once they get ass. Deep down most of these girls want boyfriends, they just say they don't because they don't wanna scare off guys or they don't wanna admit that they can't get the ones they want to commit.

Eh, I honestly don't think I'm making excuses. Where I go to school it is rare to see a young woman that doesn't like to get shitty three times a week, study hard, and live a healthy lifestyle. Think about it. In college most people gain weight, start smoking/drinking a ton, don't usually make great grades and don't respect themselves. I am confident though that when I am a senior/just out of college I will find plenty of women that are on the same page as I. I could be totally wrong though.

 

[Lestat]

but at the same time you're too scared to pursue a girl that does. it seems like you're just making excuses; there are tons of reasonably fit girls in college that aren't total sluts. I think you have collge girls all wrong - only a small percentage of girls want to just use guys and move from one to the next, most of them go from guy to guy because the guy stops calling them once they get ass. Deep down most of these girls want boyfriends, they just say they don't because they don't wanna scare off guys or they don't wanna admit that they can't get the ones they want to commit.

well said.

a lot of it depends on the school too. I went to a strong academic school to the girls there partied once or twice a week on the weekends, but rarely to excess. Most liked the stability of a real relationship as opposed to just getting fucked.

Many people meet their future wife/husband in college as well.

 

[Gambino]

lllooo cooper

 

[c00per]

Eh, I honestly don't think I'm making excuses. Where I go to school it is rare to see a young woman that doesn't like to get shitty three times a week, study hard, and live a healthy lifestyle. Think about it. In college most people gain weight, start smoking/drinking a ton, don't usually make great grades and don't respect themselves. I am confident though that when I am a senior/just out of college I will find plenty of women that are on the same page as I. I could be totally wrong though.

What you are doing is right as it is the right decision for you.

Many people will give in to peer pressure to become one of the crowd and yet it is likely that not a single one of their peers will be there for them if something goes wrong.

I spoke with a girl in residence about this some time ago. She was a virgin and was worried because all her friends were pressuring her to have sex. I asked her if she did have sex, how many of these people would be there for her if she got pregnant. She couldn't say. I asked her how many of these people would be there for her if at the same time she got pregnant, she also contracted an STD. She couldn't say. I then asked her, if the baby was born blind as a result of the STD, how many of these people would be there for her to help support her and her child. She couldn't say. Then why on earth would you listen to people who don't have a genuine interest in your well being, today.

The same thing can be applied to your situation (just not literally with the pregnancy thing ofcourse, lol). The best advice you will receive (if you are looking for advice) will come from those who have a genuine interest in your well being. Anything else is just going to be off-the-cuff, see you around types of comments from people who might only be in your life for a very short time.

As to someone saying that you are setting yourself up for a huge dissappointment ... how are they to know. Everyone's first sexual experience is different. Some are great. Some are not so great. The main point is that it is your decision as to when and how it happens and also as to what you expect from the experience.

 

[seizer]

Eh, I honestly don't think I'm making excuses. Where I go to school it is rare to see a young woman that doesn't like to get shitty three times a week, study hard, and live a healthy lifestyle. Think about it. In college most people gain weight, start smoking/drinking a ton, don't usually make great grades and don't respect themselves. I am confident though that when I am a senior/just out of college I will find plenty of women that are on the same page as I. I could be totally wrong though.

Let me put it this way...when you do have sex for the first time, you wont believe that you even waited all that time for it.

You'll say, "holy shit, that was just masterbation with a prop!"

dont think to hard about it bro. you'll see what i mean when you do.

 

[eat big]

What you are doing is right as it is the right decision for you.

Many people will give in to peer pressure to become one of the crowd and yet it is likely that not a single one of their peers will be there for them if something goes wrong.

I spoke with a girl in residence about this some time ago. She was a virgin and was worried because all her friends were pressuring her to have sex. I asked her if she did have sex, how many of these people would be there for her if she got pregnant. She couldn't say. I asked her how many of these people would be there for her if at the same time she got pregnant, she also contracted an STD. She couldn't say. I then asked her, if the baby was born blind as a result of the STD, how many of these people would be there for her to help support her and her child. She couldn't say. Then why on earth would you listen to people who don't have a genuine interest in your well being, today.

The same thing can be applied to your situation (just not literally with the pregnancy thing ofcourse, lol). The best advice you will receive (if you are looking for advice) will come from those who have a genuine interest in your well being. Anything else is just going to be off-the-cuff, see you around types of comments from people who might only be in your life for a very short time.

As to someone saying that you are setting yourself up for a huge dissappointment ... how are they to know. Everyone's first sexual experience is different. Some are great. Some are not so great. The main point is that it is your decision as to when and how it happens and also as to what you expect from the experience.

Good post. Probably the longest one you've ever written. Thanks.

 

[heatherrae]

What you are doing is right as it is the right decision for you.

Many people will give in to peer pressure to become one of the crowd and yet it is likely that not a single one of their peers will be there for them if something goes wrong.

I spoke with a girl in residence about this some time ago. She was a virgin and was worried because all her friends were pressuring her to have sex. I asked her if she did have sex, how many of these people would be there for her if she got pregnant. She couldn't say. I asked her how many of these people would be there for her if at the same time she got pregnant, she also contracted an STD. She couldn't say. I then asked her, if the baby was born blind as a result of the STD, how many of these people would be there for her to help support her and her child. She couldn't say. Then why on earth would you listen to people who don't have a genuine interest in your well being, today.

The same thing can be applied to your situation (just not literally with the pregnancy thing ofcourse, lol). The best advice you will receive (if you are looking for advice) will come from those who have a genuine interest in your well being. Anything else is just going to be off-the-cuff, see you around types of comments from people who might only be in your life for a very short time.

As to someone saying that you are setting yourself up for a huge dissappointment ... how are they to know. Everyone's first sexual experience is different. Some are great. Some are not so great. The main point is that it is your decision as to when and how it happens and also as to what you expect from the experience.

Where's the funny picture to go along with this?


Just kidding. That post is right on.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Isn't nothing wrong with being a virgin, but don't go saying you are a virgin because you don't want to bang a fatty that sucks a lot of wang. And your first time won't be amazing unless amazing is something that happens in 5 minutes or less.

Hot pockets are amazing, though.

You banged a hot pocket?

 

[c00per]

Good post. Probably the longest one you've ever written. Thanks.

 

[Lestat]

Let me put it this way...when you do have sex for the first time, you wont believe that you even waited all that time for it.

You'll say, "holy shit, that was just masterbation with a prop!"

dont think to hard about it bro. you'll see what i mean when you do.

exactly

 

[SoreArms]

I dated some chick that was a virgin when she was 20 or 21. I dated her for a while trying to get in her pants. Finally she fell in love with me and wanted to bone on valentines day. I didn't love her, so I felt guilty and didn't do it, I stopped talking to her and didn't return her calls. I ran into her like two years later and she told me that she later gave it up to some random dude just to get it over with and she was dissappointed.

 

[Gambino]

I dated some chick that was a virgin when she was 20 or 21. I dated her for a while trying to get in her pants. Finally she fell in love with me and wanted to bone on valentines day. I didn't love her, so I felt guilty and didn't do it, I stopped talking to her and didn't return her calls. I ran into her like two years later and she told me that she later gave it up to some random dude just to get it over with and she was dissappointed.

eat_big their is a lesson to be learned here

 

[Lestat]

eat_big their is a lesson to be learned here

bump for eat big.

just do it whenever you are ready bro, don't wait for it to be perfect or amazing because it will never be.

by ready I mean when you are able to get a hard on and horny.

 

[cuthroat]

I'm not looking for Miss America. I just don't want it to be a girl that will give it up right away and move on to the next guy. One thing I must have in a woman is that she respects herself. Meaning, not being a slut, living healthy and being true to herself. In college most women are the polar opposite of that.

Exactley how I feel man... I am also 20 and still a virgin.

 

[2dagym]

You are an honorable man to think as you do and the fact that you care about yourself like that will turn many women on to you, even the honorable ones.

Don't rush - there is no reason to. And don't let those girls fool you either. Just because their thin and cute doesn't mean they have a healthy lifestyle.

= Now

= Later

 

[tiger88]

i dont know who i lost my virginity too

 

[nimbus]

lol...sublime is a clown...i know him and his gf personally, and unless they are lying he isn't a virgin. he's made a lot of you look like idiots with your virgin jokes though, ha.

 

[pdaddy]

Because I don't want to bang the first fatty that comes along with the stink of several cocks on her breath. The first chick I fuck is going to be amazing.

The first time will not be amazing, you will be to self conscious and your mind will be racing, it takes a dozen times to be real comfortable and the self analyzing begins to subside. Oh and you'll probably only last a few seconds.