Who is the most jacked-off on guy on EF?

[swole]

go pats

Frank Gore NFL MVP.

Tomlinson is due for an injury.

 

[patsfan1379]

lol

Merriweather MVP and a headstomp to boot.

 

[Nathan]

I'm not going to lie to you, I don't usualyl jerk-off all that often. Like a few times a week maybe, if that. Sex is just way way better and even if I'm not getting much of that, it's still just not the same as sex. I view load-busting like I do eating. I do it when I need to, otherwise I'm holding out for the good stuff.

 

[Freddie de Lux]

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Darling,

How about we switch your first "on" from the thread's title with "to" and make this real crazy?

 

[Sub-Zero]

i dunnno my sex drive is nuts i get wood randomly...

i dunno i just dont do it..

wtf? i will see a puffy nipple on a family television show and have to jerk off...

i cant remember the last time i went to sleep without jerking off first, my mind races way too much and my dick and nuts hurt too bad if i dont.

if i go for like a day without doing it my nuts get huge and super saggy and i nut for days all over the place the next time i whackit