I've done nothing but kiss people's ass here for the last 3 years and I still don't get the nice guy title? This is the first time in my life the ladies haven't said "He is a nice guy" and we all know where that gets me!
"Man, why you acting so messed up towards me?"... "Why are you acting messed up towards me?".... "Maybe I was a little threatened by you... you're Derrick Zoolander man!"