Who is Pork Staff, really?

[Pork Staff]

Who cares? Go dry-fuck yourself in the ear with an ice pick, then stuff a black cat in your ear pussy and light that fucker.

 

[distanced]

Nathan

I welcome your new name

 

[Pork Staff]

Wrong'o, Dipshit. Guess again and gain some fucking weight, and wipe that stupid grin off your face while your at it, Cocksucker.

 

[distanced]

PUC?

 

[7OF9]

Would he have to light by the tail or nose?

 

[HumorMe]

Necrophagia

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

Writey'o, hognutz. Guess you have more to offer than just that big meat thermometer, and wipe that big jizz load off my face while your at it, big stud.

 

[Pork Staff]

Why do they call you Pork Staff? Is it because of that beef log you have swinging between your legs? Can I touch it? Is it real? How does it tast...Mrph! Oh my, I can't believe you just shoved it into my mouth. I actually enjo...Mrmph...Mmmm...mmmm...not so rough big gu...Mmmm...Mrrmmm...gulp

You've been face fucked by Pork Staff.

Now, swallow.

 

[lil k]

pork staff....so what your saying then in your quote above...is you like to get your dick sucked by other guys?

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

good job at recycling humor,staff infection.
Lil k,you got that impression as well?eww