Who is Pork Staff, really?

[sermon_of_mockery]

seems like all the triedia folk are finding a home here at ef once again.

 

[Icy Hot Stuntaz]

Bling Bling! SuP NiGgAz!!???

Been on Tour getting biTcheS and HoEs!

Where is that Phat PT MassiveGuns?

Need to get some more Cuts!

By the way my 2 vices are hoez and chocolate. "My lame ass

dermatologist said gettin' my chocolate on is makin' my face blow

up, but I ain't tryin to hear dat. That D, O, to tha C iz bunk ass

whack. I gots to represent wif da Hershey's, itz got da mad

flava!!"

Word

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

Bling Bling! SuP NiGgAz!!???

Been on Tour getting biTcheS and HoEs!

Where is that Phat PT MassiveGuns?

Need to get some more Cuts!

By the way my 2 vices are hoez and chocolate. "My lame ass

dermatologist said gettin' my chocolate on is makin' my face blow

up, but I ain't tryin to hear dat. That D, O, to tha C iz bunk ass

whack. I gots to represent wif da Hershey's, itz got da mad

flava!!"

Word

what up blaze!!!!!!!!

 

[Pork Staff]

yea but according to your post...you stuck you dick in a guys mouth...not a fetus....and it was when you first met (according to your quote)....so....since this is a man....and you let him suck your dick....hmmmmm.....but then again...even if he is a man and you send him "back" to his fetal state....you are now letting a male fetus suck your dick?...becuase all humans start out as female...at that stage they are tiny...smaller than a grain of sand...so in all reality by your arguement....you dick would be smaller than air.....

This is so stupid I don't know where to begin.

First, I said Pork Staff takes ADULTS back to the beginnings of their pathetic, whorish little lives, not fetuses. I simply used the fetus analogy to illustrate that the Pork Staff is so masculine, even men are like women to him. Comprehension was obviously not one of your strongest subjects, just as comedy isn't.

Second, your coment about being smaller than air is so obviously ignorant to anyone with even a rudamentary understanding of science that its almost childishly comical.

Or, perhaps in essence your are simply an idiot with a computer.

In any of the above scenarios, the Pork Staff will satisfy your every curiosity with a simple thrust.

Don't choke, sweetheart.

 

[Pork Staff]

PWNED!!!

...pwned? Dude, the Pork Staff does indeed have intoxicating effects.






















by a girl none the less

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

even men are like women to him.

w o w

 

[lil k]

This is so stupid I don't know where to begin.

First, I said Pork Staff takes ADULTS back to the beginnings of their pathetic, whorish little lives, not fetuses. I simply used the fetus analogy to illustrate that the Pork Staff is so masculine, even men are like women to him. Comprehension was obviously not one of your strongest subjects, just as comedy isn't.

Second, your coment about being smaller than air is so obviously ignorant to anyone with even a rudamentary understanding of science that its almost childishly comical.

Or, perhaps in essence your are simply an idiot with a computer.

In any of the above scenarios, the Pork Staff will satisfy your every curiosity with a simple thrust.

Don't choke, sweetheart.

ok...so what you are saying is that you like to suck cock...right???

 

[anythingbutsane]

dude... she is trying to get a date for kronk. i hear he sucks good, too.

 

[Pork Staff]

ok...so what you are saying is that you like to suck cock...right???

Yes, I like to suck cock, OK?