Who Is Elite's Biggest Post Whore?????

[Mad4Iron]

Fucking can't remember the last time I ate pizza.

Or pussy for that matter.Methinks I need a nice slut of an Eyetalian girl.

Mad

 

[Mad4Iron]

Daddy,I want a Guinea pig.

Here son,Take a 20 and find a nice Irish girl.

Mad

 

[Mad4Iron]

2 guys were dicussing the racial make up of the original Star Trek.

One guy commented that there was a Black woman,a Oriental man and the only thing missing was an Arab.

The other commented,"Don't be so silly,there are NO Arabs in the future"

Mad

 

[distanced]

why oh why must my dick be so big.

I can't even get with a girl, cause as soon as they see the size of it........they're gone.

I always promise to try not to hurt them.

uhg

 

[Mad4Iron]

Must suck to be you

Mad

 

[Mad4Iron]

Sucks more to be me.

mad

 

[Mad4Iron]

Are we picking up some speed here?

Mad

 

[Mad4Iron]

Naw,must of been something I ate.

Mad

 

[distanced]

I'm picking up some pizza

 

[HANSEL]

Nice Distanced, have a piece for me bro