Who Is Elite's Biggest Post Whore?????

[slobberknocker]

almost there.........

 

[slobberknocker]

I hope this is put in 'best of elite' just for history's sake once it's locked

they should lock it but make it a sticky, so it would be there for everyone to witness our achievement

 

[distanced]

I've gotten alot around the house done today, but I've still got a good bit of cleaning to do.

 

[distanced]

it never seems to end. I should get a once a week maid once I pick up my new house

 

[slobberknocker]

i worked today, that's about all i did. went to the bank.

 

[distanced]

2 bedroom, one bath on 1.67 acres in the country listed at 90,000

talk about a tourist area.

I'm bidding at 65 though

 

[slobberknocker]

it never seems to end. I should get a once a week maid once I pick up my new house

yeah, i'd love to have a maid. especially a hot slutty one, lol

 

[slobberknocker]

2 bedroom, one bath on 1.67 acres in the country listed at 90,000

talk about a tourist area.

I'm bidding at 65 though

living in the country is nice

 

[distanced]

a swedish maid, whoo hoo

I loved sweden and norway.

norway is by far my favorite country that I've lived in

 

[distanced]

the country is going to be great considering I've been living in London and a couple large US cities that past few years

 

[slobberknocker]

I used to live in a rough neighborhood in Philly. Life was never dull.

 

[HANSEL]

OMGOMG

 

[slobberknocker]

nice day outside

 

[distanced]

it'll be nice to get a couple dogs too


I doubt I'll be able to get my dog back since he's been living with my parents for the past few years.

They have really grown attached to him, and he has like 30-40 acres of freedom there, and I couldn't take him away from that

 

[slobberknocker]

I'd like a dog. I had cats years ago, but they grew old and died.

 

[distanced]

It was a bit chilly in northern central midwest today. I'm about 6 hours south of ontario

 

[slobberknocker]

I'm in PA. Hot and muggy here. Around 80 Farenheit.

 

[distanced]

my cat lived 18 years and died while I was away at college. I had him since I was two and I was the only person he really liked, he was great.

Bugs, RIP

 

[distanced]

IRONMAN, Tall Kitchen Bags

 

[slobberknocker]

my cat lived 18 years and died while I was away at college. I had him since I was two and I was the only person he really liked, he was great.

Bugs, RIP

I had Scratcher for about 10 years. She was tough. Survived a really bad dog bite, but died years later from cancer. She had three kittens. Sold one, one ran away, and the other died maybe a year after she did.

 

[distanced]

EAGLE ONE
WET
Wax As-U-Dry

 

[slobberknocker]

Lexmark Z25 printer

 

[distanced]

I have a bird now, but I'm tempted to leave the porch door open some warm summer day. lol

 

[jnuts]

I'm back.....

 

[slobberknocker]

haha

 

[distanced]

I have a LexMark Z65

got it from dell with my dimension 4500

 

[HANSEL]

omg omg omg

 

[slobberknocker]

I'm back.....

welcome to the end of the great thread

 

[jnuts]

close to the end

 

[distanced]

hey jnuts, think I could have #15,000?

 

[slobberknocker]

close to the end

how do we check the post rankings?

 

[jnuts]

sure, you can have it

 

[slobberknocker]

 

[distanced]

cheers mate.

we've made quite an acomplishment here, though it really has had no purpose other than amusement

 

[slobberknocker]

birds chirping outside

 

[distanced]

yes, northern

 

[EF Sam]

You are going to be there real soon Distanced, so go slow twoards the end so we can lock this when you hit 15,000! If it goes to 15,001 it wont be as cool.

 

[slobberknocker]

sweet I moved into number 3

 

[HANSEL]

Holy Shit, 410!

I do try to conversate here, Ive never whored alone

 

[jnuts]

didn't know you were keeping such close track

 

[slobberknocker]

You are going to be there real soon Distanced, so go slow twoards the end so we can lock this when you hit 15,000! If it goes to 15,001 it wont be as cool.

can you guys do something with it so it won't be forgotten, like make it a sticky or something?

 

[distanced]

till I was 17, yes

 

[HANSEL]

understood Sam.

you could just delete the posts after 15000 to make it even though couldn't you? plus that way maybe you could make it so I get the special number

Screw that!

 

[slobberknocker]

didn't know you were keeping such close track

 

[jnuts]

like a headpost to a grave....

 

[ELITEPOSTWHORE]

big f---kin bump

 

[HANSEL]

Holy Shit, 410!

I do try to conversate here, Ive never whored alone

 

[slobberknocker]

like a headpost to a grave....

exactly

 

[jnuts]

"Here lies the biggest waste of time known to mankind"

RIP

 

[ELITEPOSTWHORE]

i am fishtales

 

[distanced]

understood Sam.

you could just delete the posts after 15000 to make it even though couldn't you? plus that way maybe you could make it so I get the special number

 

[HANSEL]

Screw that!

 

[ELITEPOSTWHORE]

yo

 

[jnuts]

i am fishtales

alter in the house.....

 

[slobberknocker]

Distanced, what are you going to say for the last post?

 

[ELITEPOSTWHORE]

alter in the house.....

cant activate my plat

 

[jnuts]

till I was 17, yes

Going back for good or just hanging out there for awhile?

I'm just curious because I'm a displaced Yooper

 

[distanced]

give me some suggestions, otherwise if everyone could give me about 10 min, I'll prepare a fairwell speech, but you'd all have to post very slow so I can get it done

 

[slobberknocker]

Screw that!

 

[HANSEL]

Well we got to know eachother pretty well on this thread, its a shame.

 

[ELITEPOSTWHORE]

alter in the house.....

kinda like the handle

 

[jnuts]

cant activate my plat

PM the Sam

 

[HANSEL]

Well we got to know eachother pretty well on this thread, its a shame.

 

[jnuts]

give me some suggestions, otherwise if everyone could give me about 10 min, I'll prepare a fairwell speech, but you'd all have to post very slow so I can get it done

I say you find a picture of the nastiest looking hoe you can find - post that.

 

[ELITEPOSTWHORE]

<----coolest

 

[slobberknocker]

give me some suggestions, otherwise if everyone could give me about 10 min, I'll prepare a fairwell speech, but you'd all have to post very slow so I can get it done

just do a smilie. keep it in the spirit of the thread. just worthless posts. maybe even the word "post"

 

[HANSEL]

"Here lies the biggest waste of time known to mankind"

RIP

LOL

 

[jnuts]

 

[ELITEPOSTWHORE]

PM the Sam

its a glitch, was gonna do today, but saw this thing dying

 

[ELITEPOSTWHORE]

Image: http://www.tshirthell.com/images/contestpics/a31_001.jpg

 

[ELITEPOSTWHORE]

Image: http://www.tshirthell.com/images/contestpics/a31_001.jpg

 

[jnuts]

here is big mac

 

[HANSEL]

let's go over to steroidology. they have a post whore thread

Im ther, I saw you whoring there the other day and said Hi.

 

[jnuts]

that is pretty darn sick

 

[ELITEPOSTWHORE]

 

[HANSEL]

Im ther slobberknocker, I saw you whoring there the other day and said Hi.

 

[ELITEPOSTWHORE]

 

[slobberknocker]

Well we got to know eachother pretty well on this thread, its a shame.

let's go over to steroidology. they have a post whore thread

 

[distanced]

I'm writing my fairwell speech.

someone post up all the names of our contributers please?/

 

[HANSEL]

OMG

 

[HANSEL]

OMG

 

[HANSEL]

OMG

 

[ELITEPOSTWHORE]

let's go over to steroidology. they have a post whore thread

 

[jnuts]

turning around the corner...home stretch...

 

[slobberknocker]

here is big mac

Image: http://www.dropdeadugly.com/dp/files/2-47.jpg

sexy...kind of.....

 

[HANSEL]

hjdhgjghj

 

[ELITEPOSTWHORE]

turning around the corner...home stretch...

 

[slobberknocker]

 

[jnuts]

Airpower!

Big Mac Attack 3329
FISHTALES 2380
slobberknocker 1086
Mad4Iron 1057
jnuts 879
out_at_sea 732
MrMakaveli 694
Malak 589
distanced 514
gymrat 469
HANSEL 423
duff_rose 379
OXANDRIN 360
WizKid25 341
argent 283
DcupSheepNipples 201
Toozee 199
skaman607 134
Sundance 126
Lift Chief 115
ajtomasi 95
UpperTone 87
ELITEPOSTWHORE 83
TerraNoble 57
Vulgar_Display_Of_Power 56
notoriousQQ 53
Boss101 29
Zander1983 27
chanmanfoo 19
rjl296 16
hardrock 15
HansNZ 15
strangebrew 13
AustinTX 13
The Red Dragon 10
satchboogie 9
CCCP 8
jwill3:16 8
Darktooth 7
EF Sam 7
Malak2 7
Friscochick 6
naturally anabolic 5
kronk 4
BowlingForSoup 4
spiderwoman 4
Lestat 3
justyxxxx 3
Code 2
KAYNE 2
Y_Lifter 2
HumorMe 2
spongebob 2
Raina 2
Drunken_Weasel 2
Dial_tone 2
Golfer18--old 1
bignate73 1
ralphe 1
SUST-MAN 1
WODIN 1
kingc_79 1
Whiskey 1
Citruscide 1
dankduke 1
c-sharp minor 1
Bullit 1
Bigsatan13 1
IhateOsama 1
nice6pac 1
Lumberg 1
bwood 1
MrsPuddlesFL 1
Daisy_Girl 1
DealsMorte 1
biteme 1
DUSTY 1
OreoPL 1
Sinistar 1
Juicifer 1
Holly 1
zapper 1
PinCushin 1
little chris 1
Only1eagle 1
Whidd 1
carpediemguy 1
Deathwish 1
texgirl 1

 

[HANSEL]

fookers

 

[HANSEL]

 

[ELITEPOSTWHORE]

Airpower!

Image: http://www.neravt.com/left/b52.jpg

 

[HANSEL]

Bell biv Devoe Still rules

And so does

Color Me Badd

 

[ELITEPOSTWHORE]

 

[distanced]

Ode to Elite's Largest Thread

02 May 2003

Our acomplishment, no matter how pointless, has occupied our hearts and our day for some time now. Through flames, and porn, it has survived withut being locked. Despite an accidental removal of our thread, the wonderful Mods and Admin of Elite were able to find and save it. For this, we are most greatful.

I would like to thank my faithful post whores, as we have all spent countless hours posting in the official 'Elite Fitness Post Whore Thread'. I would also like to thank all that exchanged the secret karma these past few months.

Best wishes to all, and lets keep Elite strong and growing!

-Distanced

Big Mac Attack 3329
FISHTALES 2380
slobberknocker 1086
Mad4Iron 1057
jnuts 879
out_at_sea 732
MrMakaveli 694
Malak 589
distanced 514
gymrat 469
HANSEL 423
duff_rose 379
OXANDRIN 360
WizKid25 341
argent 283
DcupSheepNipples 201
Toozee 199
skaman607 134
Sundance 126
Lift Chief 115
ajtomasi 95
UpperTone 87
ELITEPOSTWHORE 83
TerraNoble 57
Vulgar_Display_Of_Power 56
notoriousQQ 53
Boss101 29
Zander1983 27
chanmanfoo 19
rjl296 16
hardrock 15
HansNZ 15
strangebrew 13
AustinTX 13
The Red Dragon 10
satchboogie 9
CCCP 8
jwill3:16 8
Darktooth 7
EF Sam 7
Malak2 7
Friscochick 6
naturally anabolic 5
kronk 4
BowlingForSoup 4
spiderwoman 4
Lestat 3
justyxxxx 3
Code 2
KAYNE 2
Y_Lifter 2
HumorMe 2
spongebob 2
Raina 2
Drunken_Weasel 2
Dial_tone 2
Golfer18--old 1
bignate73 1
ralphe 1
SUST-MAN 1
WODIN 1
kingc_79 1
Whiskey 1
Citruscide 1
dankduke 1
c-sharp minor 1
Bullit 1
Bigsatan13 1
IhateOsama 1
nice6pac 1
Lumberg 1
bwood 1
MrsPuddlesFL 1
Daisy_Girl 1
DealsMorte 1
biteme 1
DUSTY 1
OreoPL 1
Sinistar 1
Juicifer 1
Holly 1
zapper 1
PinCushin 1
little chris 1
Only1eagle 1
Whidd 1
carpediemguy 1
Deathwish 1
texgirl 1



__________________

 

[HANSEL]

Bell biv Devoe Still rules

And so does

Color Me Badd

Fuck Yall Im out

 

[HANSEL]

Poster boy

 

[distanced]

Sam,

could you make a couple 'adjustments?

and close it at the even 15000
?

 

[slobberknocker]

fuck this shit, keep posting

 

[HANSEL]

don't leave, 16k around the corner

Woot Woot