Who here thinks they could kick an adult chimps ass

[chimpanzeestrong]

.... without a weapon?

I want to train one to deadlift.

 

[chris302001]

Does my cawk count as a weapon?

 

[chimpanzeestrong]

Actually adjusted for overall body size, chimps have the biggest cocks of any primates. Gorillas have the worst.

 

[chris302001]

Actually adjusted for overall body size, chimps have the biggest cocks of any primates. Gorillas have the worst.

LOL, I would just cut his head off with my snarling pork sword!

 

[chimpanzeestrong]

They've also been known to attack humans. Against males their favorite move is to bite off their opponent's gonads.

 

[chris302001]

They've also been known to attack humans. Against males their favorite move is to bite off their opponent's gonads.

Tomcat's do that to baby kittens too...right before they crush their skulls with their jaws.....

 

[AztecWarrior]

They take you apart.

 

[chris302001]

do they have claws?

 

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lovely thread weve got going here.

 

[PICK3]

Actually adjusted for overall body size, chimps have the biggest cocks of any primates. Gorillas have the worst.

Wow! You know alot about chimp cawks.