Who Here Takes Baths?

[METHYL MIKE]

uh-oh, ol ranger must've started on clomid again. look out, i hear an 'WHY I LOVE YOU GUYS" poem comin!

 

[The Ranger]

Heh heh heh....ya fucker....knew I shoulda kept my damn mouth shut on this one....

Ranger

 

[May1010]

I'll admit I do...I turn out all the lights, light a few aromatic candles...a good CD, earphones....A decent aromatherapy oil....and soak away...

... and what does your husband think?

 

[METHYL MIKE]

ooooo, thats cold may!

 

[The Ranger]

.....Bastard....

Ranger

 

[May1010]

... and what does your husband think?



Oh shit! I already used that one!

Oh well. Let me think .... let me think ... oh, yeah, this one is always funny:



FAG!

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

Methyl....if you won't fint in the tub then you'd have to sit out side...an perhaphs provide some massaging? sore calves, thighs, glutes.....

Ranger...i knew it....I got the candle thing, burn oils, and some music.....a GOOD man knows these finer things.........

 

[plifter]

lol here comes a thread full of males admitting to taking baths. also who uses the poofy loofa???

last time i took a bath was with a female, and before that i think i was about 7 years old and sinking boats with gi joes.

Damn, we're all impressed now! Supersize is so much of a man that he only uses a shower! You're too much of a tough guy for us to handle.

 

[METHYL MIKE]

oooo, a massage sounds good! I have very soft, tender, sensitive hands! and where do you want me to start? Im kinda partial to feet so......

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

well thats good....but I kinda like the tough calloused hands of a man that shows he knows how to work....but foot massage calloused or soft a smooth, I'll take it anyway I can get it....