Who here is the worst at flames/comebacks?

[FBI]

FBI, I am 18 and 170 pounds. Thanks.

By the way, atleast I am not a fat snow pig who has some weird fascination that he's in the FBI. I am preety sure you have to be smart to get into the FBI, and no offense, but that grape jelly inside your head just won't cut it. You don't really know me, and I don't even know how you started to post about me, but then again, you're in the "FBI"... I don't know about the other members on this board, but I don't think they want you on here. You're only here to cause trouble, or to get information about steroids that you will use and get away with even though you have been sworn in to not use illegal substances (oops), OR to narc on people on this board. You're nothing but a bitch on a dick.

I really hope you're not in the FBI, because you have a shitty attitude... you must have kissed a lot of ass or lied your ass off to get in. Wow, talk about a man who has a lot of integrity! The FBI could always use someone with a solid character such as yourself.


If you don't want to see my posts, put me on ignore you sack of guts.

I am sure you have better things to do then screw around a chat board all day... Unless...*gasp*, That this is your job to NARC people off on elite fitness...

for the last fucking time, i am a 22 year old college student at texas tech. i have met people off these boards and that can be confirmed. also, do you know what satire is? that is why i chose my name, i am a fan of satire.
now, is english your primary or secondary language? if it is your primary language i'm kind of concerned for you.
aaaaaaannnnnnnnd, you little dumb ass, you started all of this by posting dumb shit on all of my threads. if you weren't so dumb, which you just proved yet again on another post, none of this would happen.

 

[HighIntensity]

for the last fucking time, i am a 22 year old college student at texas tech. i have met people off these boards and that can be confirmed. also, do you know what satire is? that is why i chose my name, i am a fan of satire.
now, is english your primary or secondary language? if it is your primary language i'm kind of concerned for you.
aaaaaaannnnnnnnd, you little dumb ass, you started all of this by posting dumb shit on all of my threads. if you weren't so dumb, which you just proved yet again on another post, none of this would happen.

Can you post a pic, even in your avatar?

 

[FBI]

Can you post a pic, even in your avatar?

there is a pic in my gallery, don't jerk off too long and hard now, that's not healthy.

 

[HighIntensity]

there is a pic in my gallery, don't jerk off too long and hard now, that's not healthy.

small and ugly...sweet!

 

[FBI]

small and ugly...sweet!

what the fish? that's a 6 pounder.

 

[HighIntensity]

what the fish? that's a 6 pounder.

I was talking more about the pallet of imperfection that is your face and the Orca like body type you seem to proudly display

 

[Puc]

I was talking more about the pallet of imperfection that is your face and the Orca like body type you seem to proudly display

this coming from the shinglemeister himself!!!

 

[HighIntensity]

this coming from the shinglemeister himself!!!

what do shingles have to do with anything?

 

[Puc]

what does my relationship with daised have to do with anything?

this is a flame out. we all run around insulting each other until we get bored of it and things go back to normal.

do i have to break out the rule book?

 

[Lao Tzu]

do i have to break out the rule book?

I'd rather you not, you'd probably get vomit all over it when you stick your fingers down your throat, you immature indy fuck.