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Who Else wants to Beat Down "Jared" the Subway guy?

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havoc

Shaolin Ninja
I know I do, I am quite the peaceful man, however, "Jared" has this annoying quality that makes me want to shove his tri-focals down his larnyx and hang him from a dogwood tree with those 67 inch waist pants of his. Have you felt anything remotely similar?
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Did he even workout when he was losing all that weight?
If he didn't, he's gotta have alot of loose skin hanging around.
 
You could make a boat sail out of those pants!
 
you know i am a pacifist... really... i am... but Jared and Clay Henry will be beaten upon sight. Seriously i don't think i could control myself.
 
MommaKin said:
Did he even workout when he was losing all that weight?
If he didn't, he's gotta have alot of loose skin hanging around.
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a co-worker of mine went to IU (Indiana) which is where Jerred went. He came back one alumni weekend and saw Jarred after he lost the weight. And he had gross amounts of loose skin. gross.
 
Right , right, DOT, I did not know that you had mentioned this individual before, my bad. peace
 
I've got my hammer and sickle.

Just tell me the time and place. Haven't had a good "drawn & quartered" outing in a while.

Is it too early in the season to wear white?
 
I don't like the guy but I respect the fact he made something with his life. He made the right decision by losing all that weight. But.....he still sucks.
 
SUBWAY is a bunch of retards..they should do what every supplement company does..get some homely looking overweight kid, throw in some roids, a workout program and feed him a lot of subway (maybe not) then show the after picture of him huge, ripped, muscular, etc. and let him claim he ate subway everyday..that would have been more successful I think..

works for Muscle tech right?:rolleyes:
 
I love how subway has small print at the bottom of their commercials they imply that they're talking about 6 inch sandwitches with no mayo or cheese. :rolleyes:
 
MommaKin said:
Did he even workout when he was losing all that weight?
If he didn't, he's gotta have alot of loose skin hanging around.
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Isn't he covered from neck down in all the commercials? Isn't there one on the beach and he's wearing long sleeves and pants? You know the dude has to look nasty!
 
MommaKin said:
Did he even workout when he was losing all that weight?
If he didn't, he's gotta have alot of loose skin hanging around.
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This is always what I think-- which is why I believe he always wears baggy sorts of clothes. I just see him as being draped in all sorts of extra skin folds. It's not a pretty picture.

Plus if anyone with a weight problem drops their cal intake to like 1000/day they are going to lose weight. It bothers me to think that people will consider having 2 meals a day-- both subway. That diet it really full of processed food-- no balance too it.
 
Raina said:


This is always what I think-- which is why I believe he always wears baggy sorts of clothes. I just see him as being draped in all sorts of extra skin folds. It's not a pretty picture.

Plus if anyone with a weight problem drops their cal intake to like 1000/day they are going to lose weight. It bothers me to think that people will consider having 2 meals a day-- both subway. That diet it really full of processed food-- no balance too it.
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exactly!

i think his titties are bigger than mine!

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While Jared limited his caloric intake and restricted his diet, Joan Carter, Registered Dietician at Baylor College of Medicine in Houston, Texas, made another point about his diet.

"It doesn't teach portion control living in the real world," Carter said. "Nutritionally, he needs more variety. The more variety we eat, the less we eat and the less we need to eat. He may have been missing some nutrients."

"I'm glad he got there," Carter noted. "I would suggest Jared make long-term health a goal in his new plan."

It seems that's what Jared is doing. He slowly started eating other low-fat foods and upped his calorie intake to about 2400 a day. At first, Jared's daily routine did not include exercise. But when he hit 300 pounds, he stopped taking the bus and started walking. By 250 pounds, he was walking all over campus.

OOOH! walking! lol
 
I don't want to beat anyone down... unless they piss me off.

C
 
AND ever since I first heard it, the stupid "Clay Henry" song has been in my head. I suppose it's good advertising since it stays in my head but I think a few of us should hunt down and lynch whatever sick fuck wrote that song....
 
Raina said:
AND ever since I first heard it, the stupid "Clay Henry" song has been in my head. I suppose it's good advertising since it stays in my head but I think a few of us should hunt down and lynch whatever sick fuck wrote that song....
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Oh GOD, Amen. My three-year-old son is even singing it - it's enough to drive you nuts...
 
Am I the only oe who noticed that the before pic of Clay Henry looks like 10 years old and from high school.

Plus Fireman HALF to be in shape.
Ever see a fat fireman unless the badge chief is on his shirt?
 
The Nature Boy said:


a co-worker of mine went to IU (Indiana) which is where Jerred went. He came back one alumni weekend and saw Jarred after he lost the weight. And he had gross amounts of loose skin. gross.
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which campus. bloomington, richmond, indianapolis, fort wayne, etc?
 
I think he probably had some sort of exercise regimen to follow. Subway will fail to mention that because they want the results to appear as if they came from just eating subway sandwiches all the time. Just like Xenadrine and stacker to trys to make it seem that you will look as good as the people in the magazine if you just pop a pill 2x a day....
 
Saint ,
We will beat them both into submission then tear off thier shirts and paint BWO(Bald World Order) on thier backs.

BFL(Bald for Life)
 
Milhouse said:
Saint ,
We will beat them both into submission then tear off thier shirts and paint BWO(Bald World Order) on thier backs.

BFL(Bald for Life)
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sweet! i like it. Jared looks like a puc so he will be the weak link... we will have to focus on clay henry for most of the match. And we need a valet in case that chick who carries her jared picture to subway to eat is there and cheats for them.

i can see her pulling out a sub sandwich with a brick in it or something.
 
saint808 said:


sweet! i like it. Jared looks like a puc so he will be the weak link... we will have to focus on clay henry for most of the match. And we need a valet in case that chick who carries her jared picture to subway to eat is there and cheats for them.

i can see her pulling out a sub sandwich with a brick in it or something.
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Well in that case we can hide a tub of triple threat under the ring to hit him with.
 
and you will have to complain to the ref that he is pulling your hair so you can use the trick knee. that's a classic for bald guys.
 
I never watch TV so I haven't been assaulted with the gaiety of this guy but I'd beat him down just for being a dumbass w/o a medical problem who ballooned up to 400lbs or whatever.
 
For most people, even getting off their fat ass and walking is a major undertaking. They consider that hard work! I never believe before and after results bc who knows if he was eating clen & DNP...
 
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