This is the chain letter I send to people that send me chain letters!!
Viper
MY KIND OF CHAIN LETTER
This is my kind of chain letter ...
Hello, my name is Amber and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding
50
billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe
that
if you send them on, a poor 6- year--old girl in Arkansas with a breast on
her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before
her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and
everyone
to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are you? "Ooooh, looky
here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model
I
just happen to run into the next day!"
Bullshit!
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and
sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started
by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the
Mayflower.
Fuck 'em.
If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly
amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and
this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel
from some omniscient being. Show a little intelligence and think about what
you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are,
it's our own unpopularity.
The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to
leave
you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's
funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a
leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead
elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter
he'll receive if you forward this email.
Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your
underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals....!
Have a nice day!