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Who does this?

Do you masturbate in a tanning bed?

  • Never

    Votes: 11 68.8%
  • Sometimes

    Votes: 2 12.5%
  • Always

    Votes: 2 12.5%

  • Total voters
    16

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This came up in another thread but it got me thinking. Who masturbates in a tanning bed? Seriously I am pretty dam horny at times but I have never done this.
:qt:
 
Never even crossed my mind. Besides...even if it did cross my mind...I keep the frank n' beans covered up when in tanning beds. Don't wanna expose them to UV light.
 
hahaha, I usually roll and slide in my perspiration which smells like melon because of the moisturizing cream I use - but masturbate? I don't wanna make it sticky, although sounds fun :o
 
I've also read about this, but have never done it. I'm just not into masturbating in public places, period. I feel dirty enough (afterwards) when I do it at home.
 
Like i ve said before, i go there to relax, and hteres not enough room to motivate :)
 
OMG, I have.

My roomate in college used to work at this tanning salon in the city that had one sided units. You would lay on the mattress and just rotate with the bulbs above you .

The room were very luxurious and there was alway a large variety of music to choose from and a mini juice bar to keep you cool.

Ahhhhhh

Memories...
 
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OMG Velvett you are the last person I would think of doing this. Any minute now SSS is going to be all over this thread.
 
That's all I need...splash marks on my stomach where I don't get tan from my man juice. Like those Playboy stickers that some women wear in the tanning beds. Kind of tough to explain that one.
 
Ganryu said:
That's all I need...splash marks on my stomach where I don't get tan from my man juice. Like those Playboy stickers that some women wear in the tanning beds. Kind of tough to explain that one.


:laugh2:


I laughed so hard I spit up water all over myself.


OH that's attractive...
 
I admit it, their has never been a time I have tanned and not taken care of bussiness...:FRlol:
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
I've had sex in a stand up tanning booth but never masturbated in a tanning bed.

how the hell did you fit? Never seen one of those stand up ones before. Now this would be fun, dammit the closest i got was sex in the room with the tanning bed in it :mad:
 
Bigdawg1468 said:
how the hell did you fit? Never seen one of those stand up ones before. Now this would be fun, dammit the closest i got was sex in the room with the tanning bed in it :mad:


It's about the same size as a bathroom stall. It was at the gym during lunchtime. No one was really there so I went in the men's locker room with my then boyfriend. The tanning beds were in the back of the locker rooms. Some old man came in later on so I had to hold myself up so that he wouldn't see four legs.
 
d3track said:
and how did you not tip it over?

Well at the place I got to the room the stand ups are in is very small so it wouldn't be possible for it to tip over. As you can see I have spent the better part of my afternoon consedering the logistics of this! :qt:
 
I don't go to tanning beds. but you cant jack off in one youll make that shit sperm stained and people have to lie on that shit. Now I'll surely never do this.
 
oh man
i'm not gonna be able to concentrate for the rest of the day

and i may have to go to tanlines today, and see how much room is in there
 
<note to self>

::::when opening tanning salon, make sure to purchase cleaning solvent with sulfuric acid as one of the ingredients::::
 
did it today a little.....didn't finish or anything

just enough to walk out of the tanning booth looking like i have a baby's arm in my pants for all the girls working there
 
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