Oh I just HAVE to ask you both:
WTF is wrong with you that you've never been married, seriously? (I'm assuming that also means no long term (3 or more years) committed/live-in relationships?
I only know ONE guy, over 35, whose never been married, I know for an absolute fact he is straight as an arrow, but he's a weird son of a bitch (to begin with, WAY too religious, but he's also a hyperactive, ADHD wingnut, smart as shit but annoying as hell).
So c'mon guys, fess up and educate me