Aww, hell, I knew it wuz Omega that had to be up to this. Omega, whut yer lackin' is quality programmin'. Here's a few shows that'll broaden yer ho-rizons.
Rasslin - great athletes, and them are some tuff sumbitches.
Jerry Springer - great social issues there.
Fishin' - great after bangin' - woman, hand, or animal. relaxin' an all.
Wish they had more shows on huntin', but apparently them hippie folks took them drugs an' decided we couldn't do that no more.
Whut I really don' get is this Survivor bullshit. These folks ain't never been outside, have they? And for that personal item, why ain't none of them ever taken a shotgun an' some shells? Fuck, that'd win it fer you right there. Blow the shit out the nearest critter and roast that fucker. Any of those bastards pops off or tries to vote you out, do the same to them.