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While "ON" total sex freak...WTF

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Big Cracker's post almost made me pass out! I agree, I would never want to hop on the old tuna scooner, although we have all had a "moped" one time or another.
Test sounds like mad fun for all
Fuck being an Ob/Gyn! Talk about bringing your work home
 
when i'm on i have to blow my load at least once a day, either by bangin wife, getting bj's or wacking to porn. it's the test. its the best.
 
mendo said:
Well that post cured my monster test libido lol.

Yep-makes my weiner pull back up inside my pelvis like a turtle pulling his head back into it's shell. An inverse erection?
 
BigCracker said:
True dat. I'd rather fuck a dude than some nasty sardine smelling skank of a fat chick. My bro is an OBGYN and he says that fat chick's pussies are the nastiest he's ever seen. He says they're never fresh cuz they can't reach to wash very well. He says it's not uncommon to find talcum powder/dried up toilet paper/dingleberries in between their rolls of fat. He even says he regrets not becoming a urologist because seeing a nasty fat chick's twat makes him not want to fuck at all for like a week.

Sorry if I offended any of you chubby chasers aka mini van fuckers- out there.

Bro...that was fuckin SICK!!! hahahhaa....made me laugh though! i could never ever bring myself to plough a cow either!
i don't know how your bro actually does his job...that would deff. spoil the pussy for me...toilet paper & dingle balls.......BARF!!

R1
 
BigCracker said:
True dat. I'd rather fuck a dude than some nasty sardine smelling skank of a fat chick. My bro is an OBGYN and he says that fat chick's pussies are the nastiest he's ever seen. He says they're never fresh cuz they can't reach to wash very well. He says it's not uncommon to find talcum powder/dried up toilet paper/dingleberries in between their rolls of fat.

Eww, nasty. Thats hardcore disgusting. Could you imagine if she wanted you to eat her out? YUCK!

There is this guy at work whose wife is huge ( like 300+ lbs ). He told me he has never gone down on her because she reeks, said when he fingers her the stench on his finger is enough to kill his hard on.
 
BigCracker said:
Yep-makes my weiner pull back up inside my pelvis like a turtle pulling his head back into it's shell. An inverse erection?


hahahahaah,that is hilarious, also the "aka mini van fuckers"
 
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