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Which one are you?

Are you the that runs toward the elevator and jams an appendage in before it closes? Or do you slow down before you get there so the peeps already on the elevator don't see you and give that "oh, sorry...I couldn't reach the button, sucks to be you...SUCKAH" look?

depends on where Im at, who else is around, and whether Im running late or not. I have been both. I will tell you that jamming an arm into the closing doors gets people inside all anxious. They're always like "oh! omg! i thought you were gonna lose an arm!"
uh, no. the doors wont close on me doofus.
 
I use my super powers of telekinesis to cut the wires and then enjoy the look on the faces of the doomed individuals as they fall 50 stories into the basement filled with Mexicans.
 
I slow down so the people inside dont stop the door. another elevator is always on its way. I cant remember the last time i was in so much of a hurry that I would stop the door with my arm.
 
depends. if i'm running late i'll try to catch it, people are nice and usually keep the door open if they see me coming. the rest of the times i don't care and usually take the stairs anyway.
 
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