No matter how fast or what he would just chill then wait for you to fuck up and bam thats it.. I seen a snapping turtle bite a broom stick in half... Think what a big ass see turtle would do to a little pinguin..
a tux penguin would Definately Win.. the penguin is jacked so it could blow through the turtles shell with POWER and tear it in half.. im pretty sure steroids dont make your bite harder so the turtle wouldnt have any advantage even on roids..
I dunno bout that. He could just hide in his shell and the swordfish would tire himself out and the smart turtle would wait for the opportune moment to lunge out and nip him in the eye or summin....