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So your rich uncle with the wooden leg finally died and left you a good deal of $$$ you can retire anywhere you wish. Where would it be? Why would it be there? What would pass your days doing?
 
I'd be in Majorca, getting drunk, sticking my dick in anything that moves, and painting big juicy pictures.
 
Probably Europe spending the rest of my days walking from country to country with my wife.
 
i'm gonna need two places. . .one in the mountains for spring/summer/fall and one at the beach for winter. . .

what would i do? hunt, fish, lift weights, spend a LOT more time with my kids. . .
 
That all depends on where I'm at in my life. If I retire today vs 10 years from now.

Now=Asia, probably Thailand : if not then Panama

10 years=Alaska
 
I would purchase a small yet comfy cliff side townhouse on the cliffs of Almafi or Capri. Tri level. Basement on first floor with open elevated backyard with lap pool and hot tub. Living / Entertaining / Bar on second floor (ground level entry), guest bedroom off to the side. Third floor master bedroom with wrap around balcony. All floors would have ceiling to floor windows facing the coast so only the thin white line of the horizon that seperates the deep ink blue Mediterrean waters and the bright blue sky is visible.

I would spend my days (and nights) fucking hot Germans I would invite to come visit a few days. And traveling. And writing.
 
AAP said:
I would purchase a small yet comfy cliff side townhouse on the cliffs of Almafi or Capri. Tri level. Basement on first floor with open elevated backyard with lap pool and hot tub. Living / Entertaining / Bar on second floor (ground level entry), guest bedroom off to the side. Third floor master bedroom with wrap around balcony. All floors would have ceiling to floor windows facing the coast so only the thin white line of the horizon that seperates the deep ink blue Mediterrean waters and the bright blue sky is visible.

I would spend my days (and nights) fucking hot Germans I would invite to come visit a few days. And traveling. And writing.
You need at least a 12 person hot tub LOL
 
one place here,one in europe and one south america-mexico
depends on what kind of wife I have
 
AAP said:
I would spend my days (and nights) fucking hot Germans I would invite to come visit a few days. And traveling. And writing.
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that's what 3 years on the eastern front will do to you
remember on hogan's heroes schultz et. al. would get threatened to be sent to the eastern front when they fvcked up
 
I'd like a retirement place in Ukraine and/or Russia,Belarus
those two countries are going to be the last havens for white people
and it's not really a racist idea,I just like to be with folks of my gene-stock
anglo-saxon
too many European countries are getting overrun with muslims
Ukraine and Russia won't tolerate that shit
 
MightyMouse69 said:
based on the US economy, most of you dudes will be working into your 80s..olololol


not me, i'm going to rob AAP's door and sell it for $30,000 and invest that $30,000 for the next 30 years.
 
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I get a penthouse overlooking central park. A house in Maui. And there's a big bluff that overlooks Lake Travis in Austin, there's a humongous house on it, I'd buy that and double it in size. (Superdave, who owns that big house? You know the one. I have forgotten now.) Maybe a place at the Plams in Vegas as well...
 
txbondsman said:
I get a penthouse overlooking central park. A house in Maui. And there's a big bluff that overlooks Lake Travis in Austin, there's a humongous house on it, I'd buy that and double it in size. (Superdave, who owns that big house? You know the one. I have forgotten now.) Maybe a place at the Plams in Vegas as well...
I think its some sort of tech guy who made it big in the 90's
 
Land of phat butt white wimmenz.
 
wtf, I thought I posted in here :worried:

anyway:

Would get a little joint in a small town (Itri) in Italy. have some land. make wine, vegetable garden

South American place by the ocean where there is good surf and not many people

Big ass loft in Manhattan
 
whereever there's plenty of cheap young pussy and good cheap drugs
you can have your bullshit manhatten loft or whatever
aspen cottage
mediterranean giddy up

young pussy and heroin when I'm 70
 
The best country in East Europe

Contributed October 2006

Most of my traveling has been in Eastern Europe, which unfortunately isn't nearly what it once was several years ago in the sexual contact department. There is, however, one notable exception to this regrettable trend, and that is the Republic of Belarus.

I've been going there over the past 8 years and it has proven to be one of the best countries I've ever visited in terms of making sexual contact with young beautiful women.

As you probably know Belarus is located between Lithuania and Russia, directly above Ukraine. It is known as the last dictatorship in Eastern Europe, and for good reason. The President, Alexander Lukashenko, has changed the constitution several times since ascending to power in the mid-90's and has now eradicated term limits for the presidency, so it looks at the moment that he will be in power for the foreseeable future. His economic policies have been strongly anti-Western, neo-communist, and anti-free-enterprise. The up-shot of all this is that Belarus is economically very stagnant, and in fact still very similar in many ways to the old Soviet Union.

This situation has made the sexual market value of foreigners, all foreigners, regardless of race, very high indeed. I myself am white, and from Canada, but I have friends in Belarus who are Chinese and Iranian, and they also have plenty of success with Belarussian women.

In terms of making sexual contact with local girls and young women it is usually as straight-foreword as asking for directions in English while walking, or asking an attractive young woman for some help in a store etc. Once they know that you speak English they will usually ask you where you are from etc. and after a few minutes conversation you can ask them if they would like to meet tomorrow, and spend some time learning about your country, practicing their English, and most will readily agree. This applies regardless of your age. I am 46 years old, I look maybe mid 30's and I had no trouble making dates with girls from 17 and up. (I've been going to Belarus for 8 years now and things in this department are actually slowly getting even better than they were, due to the deteriorating political/economic situation.)

Once you meet the girl the next day you can obviously proceed in different ways. If you want, you can take a slow approach where you meet them a couple of times and do some sightseeing, etc., then eventually invite them over to your apartment, have a couple of drinks while showing them your pictures of your home country etc. After a few drinks, and with some nice music playing, it is usually an easy matter to move things along to kissing and sex with a little slow dancing or a massage etc. I have some specific step-by-step strategies that are time-proven to work with Belarussians.

Another method of proceeding which I have found works just as well, but with much faster results, is to proceed as follows: When you meet the girl for your first date ask her how much free time she has; as long as she has at least a couple of hours free time, you then say that you too have plenty of free time, but you just need to be near your "temporary office" at xx hour to receive a telephone call from overseas, before and after that you have plenty of free time. Then suggest that you go for a walk in the area of your "temporary office/apartment", make sure that you engage her in some interesting and friendly conversation for 10 - 15 minutes so that she feels somewhat comfortable with you and trusts you enough, and when you get to your apartment just walk right in like it has already been decided that she will go up with you to wait for the call.

Usually this proceeds just fine. Sometimes she might put up some resistance at the apartment block main door, saying that she will wait downstairs for you. This doesn't happen very often, but if it does, explain to her that you have to wait for your colleague to call you, you can't call him, so he may not call exactly on time and it might be some time till you get the call and you don't want to be rude and leave her standing outside. This usually is enough to get her to come up to your apartment since she is interested and curious about you and your apartment anyway.

After that, you proceed as above with a couple of drinks etc., but with a few important differences since it is only your first date. Some particular hints are worth noting, and they are: Stay away from restaurants unless you are familiar with them and know that they are reasonably priced. If you just ask for instance: "Are you hungry?" and then let her pick the restaurant, she will often pick a very expensive restaurant and then proceed to pick all the most expensive items on the menu. Belarus can be a very cheap destination if you go about it the right way. But one of these trips to a restaurant, especially if she brings a friend along for the date, can cost you as much as an apartment for 1/2 a month. (By the way, if she does bring a friend along don't worry, it can often result in a threesome if you go about it in the right way and get them back to your apartment.)

In summary, in my experience Belarus is one of the best countries in the world at the present time for making sexual contact with good looking and sincere young women. I have personally had sex and relationships with scores of university students, young working professionals, artists and even some high-school students, all of whom were more than happy to spend time together as long as I treated them with respect and tried to show them a good time.

As far as language goes, the official languages are Russian and Belarussian, but a large percentage of younger people speak English. As long as one speaks passable English one will have no problem finding English-speaking Belarussians.
 
in Ukraine the exchange rate is 5 hynnvas to 1 us dollar
so a hundred of their dollars is 20 us bucks
I found though to get a sense of what the money means to them is think like 100 of their dollars is 100 us dollars
i.e. if I throw 100 of their dollars down on the dinner table they would view it like if I tossed 100 dollars,but it's only 20 bucks to me
and fuck 20 bucks
 
who give's a rat's ass
black hair and blue eyes and cuming and screamin' in a foreign lanquage
I bought a shirt there and I'm going back
 
hell buy her a 10$ outfit and you're on your way
where can you do that in LA?
 
coffee and nicotine
guy renting a room in my house came home stoned
that count?
he's eating my food
 
id need to explore europe before making a decision for one place to retire there
would definetly have a place somewhere on the coast here
another place somewhere in canada or maybe alaska
 
Spart - Can I ask what you do for work that you travel to E.EU? I have recently completed a trip to Poland (Which I know is really C. EU) but was planning on checking out Belarus next year.
 
SC4EVA said:
Spart - Can I ask what you do for work that you travel to E.EU? I have recently completed a trip to Poland (Which I know is really C. EU) but was planning on checking out Belarus next year.
my travels to Ukraine aren't work related
I dated a Russian girl stateside and I got hooked
so now I'm dedicated to finding a foreign bride
I found one in october suggested by my interpreter and I'm planning a trip back in march
she has an 11 year old athletic son (swimming) and he's excited about coming to USA
and he's taking english courses
which I figure is great as he'll be my interpreter stateside as mom learns the language
 
Spartacus said:
my travels to Ukraine aren't work related
I dated a Russian girl stateside and I got hooked
so now I'm dedicated to finding a foreign bride
I found one in october suggested by my interpreter and I'm planning a trip back in march
she has an 11 year old athletic son (swimming) and he's excited about coming to USA
and he's taking english courses
which I figure is great as he'll be my interpreter stateside as mom learns the language
Pick me up one while you're at it. Tell her I have a 10" cock, make 1m a year, and have my own island.
Thanks.
 
jestro said:
Pick me up one while you're at it. Tell her I have a 10" cock, make 1m a year, and have my own island.
Thanks.
you don't need all that and that's the point
 
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