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Maffiosa

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Hey bro's, so i have prolly the snoppiest wife on the planet. Need some good ideas on where to stash my gear. Car is my only safe haven, and thats a no brainer. She would fucking flip if she found it, any suggestions would be great, thanks in advance!
 
Maffiosa said:
Hey bro's, so i have prolly the snoppiest wife on the planet. Need some good ideas on where to stash my gear. Car is my only safe haven, and thats a no brainer. She would fucking flip if she found it, any suggestions would be great, thanks in advance!
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dont use the car incase you get pulled over.just keep it in a old empty contianer of whey protien.If she is real snoopy then put it inside a sealed bad then put in the whey jug and put protien back over it and always leave that one jug full then just reach the bag when you need something. If your doing orals put them into a vitamin c bottle.Do the injections late at night when she is a sleep or maybe come hom on alunch break from workyou would also be surprised hoe many gym lockers are full of gear.At my old gym a locker was locked for like 4 years the gym owner posted a sighn that the lockers were being cleaned out and repainted.So they painters cut the lock off witha dead bolt . I kid you not the dude had stock piled a nice stash had i not seen the guys cut open the locker they might have kept it all for them selves.
 
use your imagination. def NOT car. inside a subwoofer, on top of air ducts in basement, anywhere she can't reach or wouldn't think of. just not the car. think.
 
great ideas, thanks. Ya car is out of the question, thats why i said its a no brainer lol. Proiten jug looks solid, her or jr wouldnt find it there.
 
Maffiosa said:
Hey bro's, so i have prolly the snoppiest wife on the planet. Need some good ideas on where to stash my gear. Car is my only safe haven, and thats a no brainer. She would fucking flip if she found it, any suggestions would be great, thanks in advance!
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my basement has a to of spider webs, the wife hates it down there so that's where mine stays or in the tool shed
 
You could always tell her what you're doing and educate her on the matter. Not a big fan of hiding anything from the wife. Then you have to remember too much shit like where you put it what to say if and when you get caught. Just alot better IMO.
 
Women can not be educated on some things. This is one of them. They here one bad steriod rage case and stereotype all others. They just don't get it. They don't understand, juicing at low levels doesn't make you a huge pimple raging freak.

My current stash is under the couch. She found found one stash about 2 yrs ago, and went straight to the net to figure out what it was. It wasn't pretty.
 
You can hide it at my house!! My wife knows I use gear and is cool with it.If your wife is a snooper then it will be hard to hide it where she won"t find it.I would talk to her about it and just see what happens.
 
bodytech said:
Women can not be educated on some things.
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That in itself is a bad stereotype! My suggestion is that of cranny, tell her, if you can't tell her or she wont deal with it, then you are risking an aweful lot just to get big & or lean. I educated my wife on it from the beginning and all has worked out very well. I would hate to carry a secret like that around with me on a daily basis. I suppose I learned my lesson about keeping secrets from my first marriage. BTW, having your wife inject those hard to reach areas is a great benefit!


Should you need to hide something though, places like this has some great products....http://www.can-safe.net/
 
bodytech said:
Women can not be educated on some things. This is one of them. They here one bad steriod rage case and stereotype all others. They just don't get it. They don't understand, juicing at low levels doesn't make you a huge pimple raging freak.

My current stash is under the couch. She found found one stash about 2 yrs ago, and went straight to the net to figure out what it was. It wasn't pretty.
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Not all of them...
 
supertech69 said:
That in itself is a bad stereotype! My suggestion is that of cranny, tell her, if you can't tell her or she wont deal with it, then you are risking an aweful lot just to get big & or lean. I educated my wife on it from the beginning and all has worked out very well. I would hate to carry a secret like that around with me on a daily basis. I suppose I learned my lesson about keeping secrets from my first marriage. BTW, having your wife inject those hard to reach areas is a great benefit!


Agreed! My wife knew what I was doing before I ever got my first vial.She has never had one negative comment about it since I started.This is not something worth risking a marrige over!!!
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bodytech said:
Women can not be educated on some things. This is one of them. They here one bad steriod rage case and stereotype all others. They just don't get it. They don't understand, juicing at low levels doesn't make you a huge pimple raging freak.

My current stash is under the couch. She found found one stash about 2 yrs ago, and went straight to the net to figure out what it was. It wasn't pretty.
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Have to disagree w/ you on that. My wife was dead set against it b/c of what you said about all of the roid rage and so many other myths. But I educated her and answered any questions she had. I also brought her here and told her to read up. Basically I told her as long as you do research and use in moderation, you can eliminate most all sides. I told her you can abuse chocolate cake if you wanted to. Anything for that matter. I also told her that I admit alot of the reason I do it is for vanity. So I asked her what's the dif. b/n her getting 5,000.00 worth of breast implants? Going under the knife is def. dangerous no? What about so many women getting tummy tucks, lipo suction, botox injections, and such? It's OK for a women to do these things but let a man do a few cycle of test and he might as well be a heroin addict.
 
got lotta places in basement-wife and kids stay away from it--i did tell wife i am gonna do it when i find it but did not tell here i already have it cuz teh everytime i get a little mad it will be rage !!!
 
cranny said:
You could always tell her what you're doing and educate her on the matter. Not a big fan of hiding anything from the wife. Then you have to remember too much shit like where you put it what to say if and when you get caught. Just alot better IMO.
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Yes, wife you must tell BEFOR doing.......if it was a girlfriend i could see hiding it......but your wife ...come on.
 
I bought a cheap safe with a electronic lock on it for 40 bucks. its about 8 by 12 and fits right in between rafters up above in the closet. I shoot either first thing in the morning or at about 1am. never had a problem
 
I would tell them. It's a lot easier and less stressful to have everything out in the open. Remember, less stress = less cortisol = more muscle growth.

Just educate her, make her watch the HBO clip that explains they are safe when used in moderation, etc.

Basically make it seem like you're doing it for her. If she tries to blame any arguments/fights tell her that you were not on cycle at those times.... and that whenever you are ON, you are actually in a better, more agreeable mood.
 
plus, from a medical standpoint.... god forbid something happens to you, and you're carted off to the hospital, you'll be glad that your wife knows that you're on the junk... will make things alot easier all around
 
njmuscleguy said:
plus, from a medical standpoint.... god forbid something happens to you, and you're carted off to the hospital, you'll be glad that your wife knows that you're on the junk... will make things alot easier all around
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Yet another reason I tell mine! I've told her, if I hit the floor for some reason, and they cart me off, take a sample of everything I am on with you! Fuck dieing over secrecy! You never know when some jackass in a UG lab has put something in there they shouldn't have or did something wrong. Not that I use any ole source but, you get the point, it's a risk we all take....
 
Maffiosa said:
Hey bro's, so i have prolly the snoppiest wife on the planet. Need some good ideas on where to stash my gear. Car is my only safe haven, and thats a no brainer. She would fucking flip if she found it, any suggestions would be great, thanks in advance!
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just don't take it, she'll find out
 
Id stay away from the B-12 idea personally... Why are you taking that? "energy blah blah blah" Next thing you know "can I try some"?
 
detroitfire said:
Id stay away from the B-12 idea personally... Why are you taking that? "energy blah blah blah" Next thing you know "can I try some"?
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See, this is why I say honesty is the only way to go. You'll constantly be dodging bullets or having to make shit up. That's no way to live. You're an adult(well, should be) act like it.
 
detroitfire said:
Id stay away from the B-12 idea personally... Why are you taking that? "energy blah blah blah" Next thing you know "can I try some"?
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This guy must be good at chess thinking three moves ahead like that! smokin!!
 
find a new wife.....if she's that snoopy not to trust you, then.....well, you are hiding gear from her....lol

on the other hand, cut a small hole in the closet floor and lower gear under house (in metal safe of course)....place perfectly fitted wood block and pulled-back carpet back in place.....
 
She freaked out on my already because she saw some web sites i was looking at and even put 2 and 2 together. I tried to educate her then go figure the next day she saw the doc. on tv about the guys arms who exploded and went nuts. I again told her how that was blown out of content and she mellowed out. Its not just that she's snoppy, she has a big mouth..one of those chicks. The things u put up with when u marry a girl that u met at hooters lol.
 
medrep said:
good job guys on telling the feds where to start looking
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yeah you are right.
The feds have no idea where people hide shit.
The last few hundred years of doing searches and they are still clueless.

But now that we told them they will find everything.
Good job guys.
 
MorganKane said:
yeah you are right.
The feds have no idea where people hide shit.
The last few hundred years of doing searches and they are still clueless.

But now that we told them they will find everything.
Good job guys.
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they know. there is nothing said here that they don't know
 
Keep em in storage. Then carry a couple amps on your or just 1 vail. Take come shrink wrap (i like reynolds) and some K-Y (you can use generic) and wrap up the vail/amps. Shove them in ure ass and just grab some whenever u need it. When you take a dump just pull em out, do ure duty, then pop em back in.

Good luck!
 
corporate ceo said:
Keep em in storage. Then carry a couple amps on your or just 1 vail. Take come shrink wrap (i like reynolds) and some K-Y (you can use generic) and wrap up the vail/amps. Shove them in ure ass and just grab some whenever u need it. When you take a dump just pull em out, do ure duty, then pop em back in.

Good luck!
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i think that suggestion is out of the question for about 98% of the men here
 
cranny said:
You could always tell her what you're doing and educate her on the matter. Not a big fan of hiding anything from the wife. Then you have to remember too much shit like where you put it what to say if and when you get caught. Just alot better IMO.
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Good Post...
 
Maffiosa said:
Hey bro's, so i have prolly the snoppiest wife on the planet. Need some good ideas on where to stash my gear. Car is my only safe haven, and thats a no brainer. She would fucking flip if she found it, any suggestions would be great, thanks in advance!
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I always love these posts.
Keep us updated on the divorce, k?
 
cranny said:
Have to disagree w/ you on that. My wife was dead set against it b/c of what you said about all of the roid rage and so many other myths. But I educated her and answered any questions she had. I also brought her here and told her to read up. Basically I told her as long as you do research and use in moderation, you can eliminate most all sides. I told her you can abuse chocolate cake if you wanted to. Anything for that matter. I also told her that I admit alot of the reason I do it is for vanity. So I asked her what's the dif. b/n her getting 5,000.00 worth of breast implants? Going under the knife is def. dangerous no? What about so many women getting tummy tucks, lipo suction, botox injections, and such? It's OK for a women to do these things but let a man do a few cycle of test and he might as well be a heroin addict.
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i could not agree more.
i educated my wife and now she is cool with it. when she hears people saying something ignorant about "roids in baseball" she even tells me that they are not educated.
 
Maffiosa said:
She freaked out on my already because she saw some web sites i was looking at and even put 2 and 2 together. I tried to educate her then go figure the next day she saw the doc. on tv about the guys arms who exploded and went nuts. I again told her how that was blown out of content and she mellowed out. Its not just that she's snoppy, she has a big mouth..one of those chicks. The things u put up with when u marry a girl that u met at hooters lol.
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someone posted a vid last week. i think it was an HBO vid here on the internet. has a bunch of docs saying that there is not real evidence that steroids cause any real adverse affects.

its great. have someone who is plat search for it. show it to your wife. its a great way to educate her.
Seriously
 
cranny said:
You could always tell her what you're doing and educate her on the matter. Not a big fan of hiding anything from the wife. Then you have to remember too much shit like where you put it what to say if and when you get caught. Just alot better IMO.
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EXACTLY - If you cant tell you wife, you need a new wife..
 
First thing to do is find a girlfriend that is cool with it. Then store it at her house.

j/k

I would tell her and try to educate and just tell her this is how it is so learn to deal with it.

Perp
 
cut a whole behind the stereo speaker in ur room.... NO1 would ever check there.... I use to do that with my other drugs.
 
GO TO A HEAD SHOP AND BUY A HIDE AWAY CANISTER .THEY HAVE EVERY THING FROM RED BULL TO PEPSI BOTTLES TO HIDE STUFF IN .JUST PICK SOME THING YOU CAN PUT IN THE GARAGE AND SHE WILL NEVER KNOW. AND IF YOU GET CAUGHT SAY IT WAS YOUR BUDDIES "lol"
 
my wife doesnt like the fact that i do it. she's been brainwashed by the media, but at the end of the day, she is my wife and I lover her. I will never hide anything from her. i would really question your relationship if you are running around hiding shit from her. you need to sack up and tell her. in the long run, the 1-2 hours in the beginning will be well worth it. not flaming but you asked for opinions.
 
gettinripped said:
my wife doesnt like the fact that i do it. she's been brainwashed by the media, but at the end of the day, she is my wife and I lover her. I will never hide anything from her. i would really question your relationship if you are running around hiding shit from her. you need to sack up and tell her. in the long run, the 1-2 hours in the beginning will be well worth it. not flaming but you asked for opinions.
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Exactly - She is not happy about it, but she knows I know what I am doing. SHe also knows all the time I have researched - She watched the HBO special and understands that the risks are there, but are minimal if done correctly. The only reason she does not like it is her concern for my health.

She is worried about me, but as my wife does not give me a hard time about my decisions.
 
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