Where is the "Platinum CHAT Link"?

[havoc]

I'm firewalled, so I usually go through http://209.11.101.244/forum/index.php , is there a link or am I just blind? Probably blind.

 

[WODIN]

Havoc, whe you go to the board index does it say become a platinum member...blah blah...

 

[havoc]

Yes, it says "havoc, become a platinum member and access everything including nickle bags of hash on the hour, every hour", I think the hash thing is a trick though, what does that mean about the "havoc, become a plastic membrane blah blah shit", tell me how to work this thing homie. peace

 

[pauly]

go to the home screen, where it says "welcome back havoc" it'll give you the link right next to yer name.

 

[pauly]

upper right hand corner

 

[WODIN]

Pauly...draw an old blind man a picture...I do not see what your talking about anywhere. Hellow....excuse me are you using that right now...pardon me...I need a can of lube..thanks!

 

[havoc]

I cant find it at all, I need help. peace

 

[WODIN]

I thought you guys are automatically platinum when you become mods. Does it have anything to do with you not being platinum before that?

Ahhhhhh more than likely!

 

[havoc]

I thought you guys are automatically platinum when you become mods. Does it have anything to do with you not being platinum before that?

Yes, I'm thinking you are correct my good man. I love you alot.

 

[pauly]

OK, go to the home page. IN the upper right corner there are blue tabs that read; profile, register, calender, faq,,,etc. Under that it will say "welcome back, rump reamer." Following that sentence IF YOU ARE PLATINUM, it will read "click here for platinum chat". But since either of you are platinum, it wouldn't say a damn thing next to yer name. got me>?

 

[havoc]

OK, go to the home page. IN the upper right corner there are blue tabs that read; profile, register, calender, faq,,,etc. Under that it will say "welcome back, rump reamer." Following that sentence IF YOU ARE PLATINUM, it will read "click here for platinum chat". But since either of you are platinum, it wouldn't say a damn thing next to yer name. got me>?

"Rump Reamer" you say?

 

[pauly]

"Rump Reamer" you say?

oh, you caught that?

 

[WODIN]

Mine doesn't say welcome back rump reamer...min says....

"WODIN, become a Platinum Member today and access everything! Click here for your Special Offer"


So do you have to be a rump reamer to get into this chat room? Can I be just a girls rump reamer? Boys rumps are nasty!

 

[rudedawg]

Yes, I'm thinking you are correct my good man. I love you alot.

I knew it was just a matter of time for the GAYNESS to come out.

 

[pauly]

Boys rumps are nasty!

Not if you're a man of the cloth lately.

 

[rudedawg]

Well....as usual...there is a gayness factor limit to the chatroom. Once the gayness level reaches 100%, it will block guys like you out. That's all I can surmise.

I am a peon.......not platinum so it blocks me out anyway. BTW how long does it take to reach the gayness factor.......about 10 seconds??? 10 minutes?? As soon as Corn, you, fro, ssme, wodin, havoc, etc....... enter?

Damn with this chat thing I am almost tempted to go platinum.....but I am going to stick to my guns. Platinum SUCKS!!

 

[rudedawg]

C'mon...take some of that ex major league middle/mopup relief man money and splurge for the $11.

Fuck that!!! It is a matter of principle to me. It has nothing to do with pocket change.

Thanks for the mop-up plug dickcheese.

 

[rudedawg]

C'mon...take some of that ex major league middle/mopup relief man money and splurge for the $11.

BTW that money has been gone for over 5 years. I was broke as fucking broke can be for a while.

 

[WODIN]

I am a peon.......not platinum so it blocks me out anyway. BTW how long does it take to reach the gayness factor.......about 10 seconds??? 10 minutes?? As soon as Corn, you, fro, ssme, wodin, havoc, etc....... enter?

Damn with this chat thing I am almost tempted to go platinum.....but I am going to stick to my guns. Platinum SUCKS!!

Here is your break down on the Gayness factors.

Cornholio 200%
Frorider6 285%
DOT 300%
Spent.. 425%
SSME 500%
Wodin -850%
Havoc -725%

So you have to break it down algebraically as to how much gayness havoc and I can fend off from the butt-hole gang! Since the room will only hold 100% gayness at any given time.