BB: Smalls..You've gotta do something! Starfish is in mourning. Tease her a little.
smalls: Damn! The little gossip-whores need some more, do they? What scenario can I pull off this time?
BB: Dunno, but I sure love the suicide one. That was a classic!
smalls: Hmmm, I wonder, do you think they'd really show me affection if I posted that my boyfriend gave me herpes??
BB: Gosh, that'd be great! they'd be gushing all over you for that one!! You're the best smallsy!!