Where Is Cornholio?????

[rnch]

haven't seen him posting any of his drollwitticisms or online personality tests the last few days.........has he moved up to the land of the yankee? or sulking b/c he's not a mentor?

cornholio, cornholio, where for art thou, cornholio?

 

[GinNJuice]

He's in the closet...... he'll be out soon when musclebrains has to go home.

 

[WODIN]

He has his audition for Queer as Folk this week. Then he is going to try and see Lauren Micheals about a spot on SNL...I think he plans on just showing up at SNL and giving Micheals a blowjob. He must have lots of confidence in his BJ skills because I bet Micheals gets those kinds of offers all the time.

 

[kronk]

@ Wodin

 

[havoc]

Corn is attempting to break the World Record for Guiness publications for the "how many suppositories one can stick in his/her ass", dudes been inserting since Monday morning, look to hear from him early December. peace

 

[WODIN]

Corn is attempting to break the World Record for Guiness publications for the "how many suppositories one can stick in his/her ass", dudes been inserting since Monday morning, look to hear from him early December. peace

I thought he already has this record...or am I thinking of the turkey ramming record he holds?

 

[vixenbabe]

He's takin his tin cup and sign that reads: "Will work for cheesecake and tater tots" to Central Park in NYC...

 

[havoc]

I thought he already has this record...or am I thinking of the turkey ramming record he holds?

He holds both records, just trying to take the record to an unattainable level. peace

 

[rnch]

DAYUMMMMMMM......................

this is a tough audience this morning!!!!!!

glad to see i am not the only person missing cornie.

my daily dose of "C & C" (coffee and cornholio) gets me ready to face the stupidity of life and working at the insane asylum; kinda got used to getting it here.

GOOD LUCK AT THE AUDITIONS, CORN!!!!!! WHO IS BETTER THAN YOU?

 

[AAP]

Last I heard he was on Christopher Street in NYC.

 

[rnch]

Last I heard he was on Christopher Street in NYC.

lol @aap

 

[GinNJuice]

Last I heard he was on Christopher Street in NYC.

This must be some inside gay joke

 

[bigguns7]

Re: DAYUMMMMMMM......................

this is a tough audience this morning!!!!!!

glad to see i am not the only person missing cornie.

my daily dose of "C & C" (coffee and cornholio) gets me ready to face the stupidity of life and working at the insane asylum; kinda got used to getting it here.

GOOD LUCK AT THE AUDITIONS, CORN!!!!!! WHO IS BETTER THAN YOU?

This is starting to sound homoerotic.

 

[rnch]

Re: Re: DAYUMMMMMMM......................

This is starting to sound homoerotic.

only if you are in denial!

 

[saint808]

he's under my desk using his mod powers on my schlong... he is trying to attain Elite Fitness Dementor status.

 

[The Shadow]

Vix was correct - cheesecake and tatertots it was indeed

 

[AAP]

Vix was correct - cheesecake and tatertots it was indeed

Christopher Street Lingo:

Cheese Cake = gossipy hairstylists

Tater Tots = fat hairy men in silk pirate shirts

 

[The Shadow]

lol

You should have heard the conversation between two flamers sitting next to me at PJ Bernsteins - arguing over who made the better Turtle Soup and calling their respective ex's "Sluts" - lol

 

[AAP]

Ex's are always:

Sluts
Liars
Demons
Thieves
Lazy Bums
Free Loaders



Not always in that particular order.

 

[The Shadow]

lol

One dude who looked and dressed like the guy on sex and The City(but with hair) called his ex's new GIRLFRIEND...yeah...a "beard"


that gay lingo for "Look - I'm not gay?"