Where has Clay Aiken been?

[pdaddy]

I love that guy, he rocks, where the hell has he been?!

 

[Flah]

He's been on tour under the name KD Lang. Seriously.

 

[Extra_Strong]

u silly bitch. . . he had surgery.

 

[pdaddy]

He's been on tour under the name KD Lang. Seriously.

lol, dood, how/why do you know that?

 

[pdaddy]

Closet Clay fans comming out of the woodwork....

 

[Flah]

I go to this back alley Chinese joint and the fortune cookies tell me about future events.

I've sold the story to Fox. In the pilot I'm played by Woody Allen in black face.

 

[Extra_Strong]

ya they have been trying to give him a penis .. it didn't work

 

[pdaddy]

Because I'm gay

Ahhh, gotcha, makes sense now.

 

[UA_Iron]

he's been in the Closet, duh.

 

[Flah]

Can I get your number so you can come give my inner child a high five with your penis?

This can be arranged. I don't do happy endings though.

 

[Wulfgar]

i am excited to see what album Chris Daughtry end up doin. Kid was extremely talented in more contemporary rock IMO.

 

[Sean Scott]

I think I saw him walking out of the ADAMS APPLE Bar & Grill last night with a couple of guys..

 

[pdaddy]

This can be arranged. I don't do happy endings though.

No deal then bro, you sound like a selfish lover

 

[Wulfgar]

If he was seen hanging out with guys it definately wasnt KD Lang

 

[Flah]

Alright, for you, a happy ending.

I'll sneak a vile in the back of my throat. Later, I take it out and analyze your DNA, replicate your RNA, inject it into my body and can actually become you during full moons.

I also sold this to Fox. I might be played by Michael J. Fox in the pilot but the deal is kind of shaky right now.

Try the ribs, tip your waitress.

 

[Dial_tone]

Reuben ate him.