You do know the fluctuation in heat and moisture in the shitter is not the optimal storage space for gear right? Especially orals. A better choice than a bathroom med cabinet would be the coolest, darkest closet in the house. Now I guess if you're slamming a bottle of test a week it probably won't be expiring or losing it's potency anytime soon-but long term storage the medicine cabinet is shit. Also be very careful who you let use your bathroom. I know service guys(carpet cleaners, bug man, etc) that will snag your stash(or painkillers, etc) out of the meedicine cabinet when they ask to use your bathroom.
And you guys hiding your shit from your old lady-I'm not even gonna go there cuz some people will never learn. I'm surprised the divorce rate isn't even higher than 60%. If you can't conquer an issue like roids in your relationship, how are you gonna handle real drama when it inevitably rears it's ugly face??