Where did my balls go?

[sereneman]

When I was in college, I was taking anavar and dianabol. I didn't know that steroids shrunk your nuts. This was back in 84'. One night as I was lying in bed, probably fixing to jerk off, I could not find my left nut. I was completely baffled. When my roommate came in, I told him that my nut dissappeared. He was laughing like a MF. After several hours, my nut decided to come back down. I don't think they ever went back to normal size, but my T-level is normal.

 

[The Shadow]

:lamo:

Flashback to earlier tonite - I'm like WTF is going on.......fianlly dropped back down...

 

[Testosterone boy]

When I was in college, I was taking anavar and dianabol. I didn't know that steroids shrunk your nuts. This was back in 84'. One night as I was lying in bed, probably fixing to jerk off, I could not find my left nut. I was completely baffled. When my roommate came in, I told him that my nut dissappeared. He was laughing like a MF. After several hours, my nut decided to come back down. I don't think they ever went back to normal size, but my T-level is normal.

Interesting...I used to have world record nuts. Bigger than golf balls. Did a couple cycles...last one ended in March. Balls are still 1/2 original size.
Another thing...strenght and size are growing JUST as fast without the juice. Proper training and legal supplements will get you need to be if you do it right.
I wasted a few grand on juice and lost a lot of hair while I was at it. Seemed to age faster to. Oh well...such is life. Live and learn.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

my balls are long

 

[b fold the truth]

I am hoping to get a full set of balls soon...very soon.

B True

 

[Testosterone boy]

I am hoping to get a full set of balls soon...very soon.

B True

Target has a sale on Titliest golf balls. Your only chance bro.

Another fucked up thing. I took 1 lousy abomb to help get a good pump. Next DAY...balls were smaller. I could feel the friggin things shrinking too. They have grown supersensitive to AAS!

 

[sereneman]

I've never taken HCG, I wonder if that will get your balls back to their original size? Anybody know?

 

[The Shadow]

hcg and clomid will pump them right up

 

[Testosterone boy]

I've never taken HCG, I wonder if that will get your balls back to their original size? Anybody know?

Its your best bet. I had good luck with HCG. Thats about all my last order was. Got nabbed by the guys looking out for my well being.

 

[sereneman]

hcg and clomid will pump them right up

Thanks for the tip, I want big balls again. If i use the search on here, will it tell how much and how long to take?

 

[Code]

Unless you suffer from Elephanitus of the testicles, all men can lose a testicle into the body cavity.

 

[b fold the truth]

I'll take a pic of my balls when they come in. They will be HUGE!!!

B True

 

[Golden_Muscle]

my balls are long

mine feel oval. And very big.

 

[The Shadow]

HCG - 5000 IU ed FOR 7 DAYS
CLOMID - 200 MG DAY ONE IN 4 DOSES AND 50 MG/DAY FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS
ADD NOLVADEX AT 20 MG/DAY AS HCG WILL CAUSE A RISE IN ESTROGEN AS WELL

 

[Testosterone boy]

Thanks for the tip, I want big balls again. If i use the search on here, will it tell how much and how long to take?

You will find 1000s of tips from thousands of guys. I recommend going with a shot every other day. Can't recommend IU amount because I might get it wrong. 28 guage (or so) insulin pins work good. Shoot your belly around the navel in my opinion. Don't have to go deep at all.

 

[Code]

mine feel oval. And very big.

Scrappy's are ovoid and have the consistancy of curdled milk.

 

[HappyScrappy]

Scrappy's are ovoid and have the consistancy of curdled milk.

lol - this always happens.
I go away for a bit, and then just happen into a thread that I'm getting ripped on.
mother bitches.

for the record, I had my testicles removed in a tragic fire hydrant accident. well, not really, but that sounds good to me.

 

[Code]

lol - this always happens.
I go away for a bit, and then just happen into a thread that I'm getting ripped on.
mother bitches.

for the record, I had my testicles removed in a tragic fire hydrant accident. well, not really, but that sounds good to me.

Mine are dodecahedral and have the density of Nobelium.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Unless you suffer from Elephanitus of the testicles, all men can lose a testicle into the body cavity.

That is not true speaking from personal experience. If the nut is larger than the cavity then it won't go back.
BTW...I doubt guys with "elephantiasus" of the nuts can pass a class 1A.

 

[Code]

That is not true speaking from personal experience. If the nut is larger than the cavity then it won't go back.
BTW...I doubt guys with "elephantiasus" of the nuts can pass a class 1A.

I know Wodin can pass a class 1A, and he's got dwarfism of the nuts....

 

[Testosterone boy]

I know Wodin can pass a class 1A, and he's got dwarfism of the nuts....

Geez...makes me wonder how all the Elite guys attained knowledge of each others genatalia. Guess those get together meets are quite comprehensive?

 

[Code]

Geez...makes me wonder how all the Elite guys attained knowledge of each others genatalia. Guess those get together meets are quite comprehensive?

Big Kev is a board certified Nutologist . He would do free sack exams if he was allowed to post dimensions/tactile/density info on each user.

Even though he was self-taught, he sure could roll them balls around in his hands real good.