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When's the last time you lost your temper?
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PBR
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on my daily commute...my truck says "please fuck with me" on the tailgate.
it seems people are inclinded to give me driving lessons on a daily basis, they run me into the shoulder, wont merge, go 35mph in the fast lane, go from the slow lane into the fast lane in one move to slow everyone down....
some guy ran up my ass the other morning, so i followed him and pulled over told him to get out of his truck...he pussed out. i went on my way to breakfast only to have 3 cops show up at restuarant and pull me outside...the driver told them i had a gun...i said no, just a cell phone....cops laughed and left...im looking for him, and im going to pull his fat fucking 300# ass thru the window wing of his new Dodge truck.
it seems people are inclinded to give me driving lessons on a daily basis, they run me into the shoulder, wont merge, go 35mph in the fast lane, go from the slow lane into the fast lane in one move to slow everyone down....
some guy ran up my ass the other morning, so i followed him and pulled over told him to get out of his truck...he pussed out. i went on my way to breakfast only to have 3 cops show up at restuarant and pull me outside...the driver told them i had a gun...i said no, just a cell phone....cops laughed and left...im looking for him, and im going to pull his fat fucking 300# ass thru the window wing of his new Dodge truck.
PWTurbofan
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crossing the street last week, i pounded some asshole's rear quarter panel for crossing in front of me. fucker stopped and i mouthed-off. fat fuck thought he was all tough by rolling down the window and taking off his seatbelt, but the cumstain never got out. i'm sure he'll have a nice bill from auto repair to pound it out.
needtogetaas
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About 6 years ago I blew my top but was still in control. So, i technically didn't flip out totally.
My wife was driving, some kind of police road block ahead and people were stopped and started doing a k-turn right in the middle of the road. No big deal... my wife backed up for someone or was starting to reverse to do the turn... and bump... a very small bump, we hit the guy behind us who was sideways in the street making a tun himself. It was pouring rain and the visibility was very poor. She felt badly about it and started panicking, no big deal, though... THEN... the guy screams out of his car "What are you doing you fucking Bitch!!!?" ummm, I got out and almost killed the guy. His wife tried stopping me by getting out of her car and he ran her over with his door trying to get away from me screaming at him. Good times. He apologized and we all left.
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My wife was driving, some kind of police road block ahead and people were stopped and started doing a k-turn right in the middle of the road. No big deal... my wife backed up for someone or was starting to reverse to do the turn... and bump... a very small bump, we hit the guy behind us who was sideways in the street making a tun himself. It was pouring rain and the visibility was very poor. She felt badly about it and started panicking, no big deal, though... THEN... the guy screams out of his car "What are you doing you fucking Bitch!!!?" ummm, I got out and almost killed the guy. His wife tried stopping me by getting out of her car and he ran her over with his door trying to get away from me screaming at him. Good times. He apologized and we all left.
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To me, losing my temper would be getting angry, yelling, screaming, throwing things (chairs, whatever is in my hands at the time, a peach, etc), and possibly slamming my hand on tables or countertops or something (i dont punch walls though).
This has only ever happened at home. When I lose my patience with my son.
This has only ever happened at home. When I lose my patience with my son.
Nothing wrong with being whooped with a shoe as long as it not a high heelAAP said:
Never piss Doris off when she is dressed up she will get the bomrang action going on your ass! 
digimon7068
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PWTurbofan said:
bwahahahaha. . .i jammed my friggin umbrella through some asshole's radiator a few weeks ago when he hit. . .yeah. . .i said HIT me in a fucking crosswalk. . .knocked me back a couple of feet, i landed on my feet, took two running steps forward and pirouetted the tip of my big ass umbrella through his grill and into his radiator. . .he gave me the finger, i called him out, he drove away. . .fucking asshole. . .
Bikini Mod
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If I lost my temper you would be reading about me in the paper. I rarely get angry. I go straight from being frustrated to crying.
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SublimeZM said:
Who said I was perfect?
I wish I COULD express my anger in a better way than to turn it inward and be clinically depressed.
I am expressing my angst over MY FLAWS, not bragging about being "perfect".
And as for temper and EF... whatever. If I ever hurt anyone or committed an error in judgment, I apologized unsolicited both privately and publicly. Whenever anyone extended an olive branch for a misunderstanding I accepted it very quickly and moved on. How many here can say the same for all the wanton hatred they've spewed?
PS - Hot wheels track, mom's shoe... whatever was handy at the moment. Yup, them were good times waaaaaaaaaaaay back.
ponyfitness
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Some little old lady once almost killed me making a left hand turn like I wasn't walking through the intersection and then when I yelled at her she had the balls to wave at me to get out of the way so I kicked in her grill and put a huge dent in her hood with my boot. And then I just walked away while she turned blue and shook her fist.
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