when you are done with your shopping cart...

[pin]

I have my wife push me around the parking lot while I make airplane sounds. "VVVVRRRROOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!

 

[gonelifting]

I have my wife push me around the parking lot while I make airplane sounds. "VVVVRRRROOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!

LOL I do that with my kids. They pilot... "Fast slow left right..." I make all the noises though. They just command. Yes, people stop and stare when we're rumbling through the lot. Fuck it, it's fun for them, and me.

 

[hardrock]

I stratigically place it behind someones car so that will not notice until they hit it. Either that or roll it into pedestrians.

 

[Mr. dB]

Kart Korral baby!

 

[miplank]

put them back.

funny story: i was walking into shoprite and turned to go back to my car when i see a lady put a cart right by my driver side door. could have left it anywhere. she goes to another store, i watch her go in, and when she does i outline her car with carts and move my car. im a big fucking loser but couldnt resist. i laughed my ass off when she went to her car. she was looking around the lot. my wife didnt think it was funny at first, till she saw the ladies reaction.

lol

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

looks like everyone's obedient with their shopping carts lol.

 

[PICK3]

I'm so nice, I try to collect one from the lot to bring into the store

 

[BlueBird]

I place mine in the cart corral, and while I'm there...I align all the others. I believe in leaving a cart corral better than it was.