tinytank said:at what age were you the most confident, healthy, fit, wealthy , happy, and stress free , and also best looking?
all should come under one year ??
FEISTY11975 said:I would have to say definitely RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!
tinytank said:why is that ?
...but then i turned 24
and so i enjoyed yet another studly year!!! and then...i turned 25
and then i figured...for me to steal those girls...and still beat the hell out of those guys...surely..i was still in my prime!!!!
and so half an hour later, she followed me into the bathroom (i kicked her out) and i realised...holy shit! i must surely still be in my prime!!!!GoldenDelicious said:i was in my prime when i was 21. i was the randiest little delicious in the forest![]()
and then i got old
i turned 22
but then, i realised that 22 was a good age! fuck! i was still in my prime!!!i was still the randiest little delicious in the forest!
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i was a machine!!! ...and then i turned 23
i was oldand past my prime
...but then, i realised that 23 was still young enough to pick up teenagers! and so...i did!
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and i thought..fuck! im still in my prime!!!
...but then i turned 24
and it was over. i was out of my prime
.and i was upset.
so i went out, and this other teenage hottie saw me and...picked me up!!! omg!!!! i was still in my prime!!!! woooowoooooooooo!!![]()
and so i enjoyed yet another studly year!!! and then...i turned 25
this was big. i mean, a quarter century![]()
thats shit. it was over, mangs. i was officially old
and i was very sad. i wasnt the randiest delicious in the forest anymore
there were other little deliciouses running around the forest with hotties
and so i went through a mid-delicious crisis, and did the only thing a self respecting delicious could do...i stole those little mofos girls! (heehee)and then i figured...for me to steal those girls...and still beat the hell out of those guys...surely..i was still in my prime!!!!
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and then...i turned 26
so i went to a party, and this 17 yo girl i was talking to said to me "so...when you were 9...MY parents were banging!!!!" and i knew, in that moment, i was a pathetic old bastardi was just pwned by a 17 yo
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my life was over. it was time to get married and have 2.3 kids, get fat, and have sex once a week if i was lucky with some massive arsed moustached smelly greek woman
and seriously...i was angry. i was so angry that i decided...im gonna pick this chick up!!
and so half an hour later, she followed me into the bathroom (i kicked her out) and i realised...holy shit! i must surely still be in my prime!!!!
so anyway, the point is, if i hadnt worried so much about being "old" all these years, i would have had a lot more fun
but probably fewer chicks.
and i would have pissed less people off.
which kinda would have sucked.
SO. stress less, tt![]()
Delinquent said:So far would be 21-22 years old. My wife then fiance and I lived for the gym and barely partied. Definitely looked my best and felt happy. 23-26 have definitely been the worst years so far with the exception of marrying my wife of course. Looking to make my prime 27-?
blut wump said:Nothing could be primer
Than a Wump who's finer
Than a tank that's tryina
Think that he's a shiner
blut wump said:Tinytank is a Scotty
Who likes it in the botty
His idea of hots
Is his granny with the trots

blut wump said:Tiny chews his pillow
When he's having sex
Because he's always kind
To his dog called Rex
blut wump said:Tiny's giving grief to a fellow Brit
He's doing lots of talking and piling on the shit
First he calls him out and says he is a tit
We do love our Tiny, the shining little wit

Don't give up your day jobs just yet guys.tinytank said:Tiny,writes post about him strugling with money,
Where as blutwump,makes cartoons that just ar'nt funny,
Blutwhump dont you think its time you retired ?
Your so old your birth certificate has expired.
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