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when some one says," i see you are on the steroids"

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tiger88

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well i am big boy and grow and grow all the time (hard work outs, right amount of food, and juice&) but when someome can tell u jice, what do u say back? i saw some guy who i havent seen in about a year and he is a little bith, and he asked if i am on steroids? well it is very obovious that i am on....what do i say back? nah i just train hard and sleep aot....thats what i say,, what do u say:confused:
 
I say "what's up bro, you still giving them wicked blowjobs? I could use one right now."
 
wtf guys.... tell them you're on and that's all. Why lying? Tell them the truth. If they think that your gains are only from juice then tell them that they don't know anything about juice. But hey, it makes you grow after all!
 
Koivu_11 said:
wtf guys.... tell them you're on and that's all. Why lying? Tell them the truth. If they think that your gains are only from juice then tell them that they don't know anything about juice. But hey, it makes you grow after all!
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yeah dude great advice LOL some people won't accept taht answer wake up.
 
when someone asks me if i juiced i tell them i am on cream of wheat/whey protein diet, and that they should try it
 
Depends who you're dealing with.
If its someone you can trust and understands about AS then tell him.
But if he turns around and tells everyone he knows you're juicing and other BS, that can cause alot of complications.
Some people just cant mind they're business. I dont tell anyone, only a few bros that juice themselves. They can only understand how it is. The rest assholes will try to criticize you or even embaress you in public.
Then you end up knocking them out and that makes you look like you're roid-raging :D
 
yea im in high school and nobody thinks that you can be big in highschool so i get all the cracks all the time......i just tell them try working out......its not a myth you do get bigger.
 
Koivu_11 said:
wtf guys.... tell them you're on and that's all. Why lying? Tell them the truth. If they think that your gains are only from juice then tell them that they don't know anything about juice. But hey, it makes you grow after all!
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yeah right buddy........tell that to your grandma
 
the only ones you talk straight with are the ones that are on too, otherwise you're taking shit loads of andro
 
pushup said:
the only ones you talk straight with are the ones that are on too, otherwise you're taking shit loads of andro
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i hear ya .....i can tell the ppl who are on i will talk about it....thr worst is when chics ask....damn sluts
 
If someone asks you, then say yes you are on it.......after that ask them if they got a problem with it? and ask them if they think that you are not man enough because you are using it.......then you should know what to do after that..........:D
 
Koivu_11 said:
wtf guys.... tell them you're on and that's all. Why lying? Tell them the truth. If they think that your gains are only from juice then tell them that they don't know anything about juice. But hey, it makes you grow after all!
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Why....

Probably because it's illegal in the US to buy, hold, or pretend to have gear. So it would be a stupid idea to tell some randowm tool, or old "friend" that you use gear.

WHY draw attention to yourself.


Tell them it's all protein and workouts.

Pebcak
 
Have you ever been in a Scherwin Williams or any store that sells a lot of paint? The next time that some asshole asks you if you are on steroids. Visulize yourself as one of those paint shaking machines and his or her head, a can of paint. Grip the skull firmily in your mitts and shake vigoriously. I have found this technique to prevent further questions regarding steroid use, not only from the paint can head, but from onlookers as well. Good Day:)
 
Lol :D
The Scherwing Williams method :)
Great idea.


liftsiron said:
Have you ever been in a Scherwin Williams or any store that sells a lot of paint? The next time that some asshole asks you if you are on steroids. Visulize yourself as one of those paint shaking machines and his or her head, a can of paint. Grip the skull firmily in your mitts and shake vigoriously. I have found this technique to prevent further questions regarding steroid use, not only from the paint can head, but from onlookers as well. Good Day:)
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Tell him your on Celltech, Nitrotech and the rest of the muscletech products. If he still doesnt believe you, then tell him your taking 1-ad also.

You can always show him the before and after pictures in the magazines that everyone knows are legit....lol
 
Pebcak said:


Why....

Probably because it's illegal in the US to buy, hold, or pretend to have gear. So it would be a stupid idea to tell some randowm tool, or old "friend" that you use gear.

WHY draw attention to yourself.


Tell them it's all protein and workouts.

Pebcak
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Yep. And throw in "creatine" for good measure. Or the latest expensive gimick.
 
I give them the honest answer......." I drink lots of milk" :)
 
just tell them...

I grow like a weed...when your mother isn't taking sexy dumps on my chest. She's sick bitch...that mother of yours...but the sex is phenominal...
 
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Tell him your on Celltech, Nitrotech and the rest of the muscletech products.
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That's what I say. I tell them I'm on the muscle tech stack and celltech. I don't think it's a good idea to tell people you're not close to about being on gear. First they try to get you to hook them up and their freinds, not cool. Second it is illegal and best kept under wraps if you don't trust that person 100%. It can get complicated for a lot of reasons.
 
i just tell 'em "creatine, high protein diet and intense work outs".

anything else is none of their damn business.












muscletech sucks gym sweat!!!
 
Taking steriods...My advice...

Lie. "Never" admitt/ tell anyone you are on. Even if you are walking around at 265, veins all over and a sickly low bodyfat,... lie. Tell them you take creatine or use lots of supplements. If they don't believe you, just act flattered they thought you use gear, after that who cares what they think.Telling people causes lots of problems. People have big mouths, and this type of "rumor" you can do without it getting around. Although, you will/may be speculated/ labeled as a juicehead anyway, the people with half a brain, and other juicers, but the regular "sheeple" will give you the bennefit of the doubt, just as long as you don't didn't go blabing about your use.

My advice on the subject...gl.


P.S. A select few of people around you r inner-circle, you could probably let know in your gym, but it would be better if they were on also, were trustworthy, and didn't blab themselves, about their usage. Hence..."select."

Bottom line...

*Only your dealer should know...(hehe) Go from there...
 
I usually tell them, "I do whatever it takes to have the type of body I want. Let's leave it at that." Usually everyone there can tell I bust my ass when I'm in the gym, so they should know its not just the drugs. If its someone who obviously uses gear I'll chat with them about it. What's funny are the guys who will stand there and tell me they are natural when they have acne on their back, and a receding hairline, and obviously look like they juice. I usually say, "Yeah whatever bro... you are so full of shit. You sould like Skip Lacour. Then laugh and change the subject before they can reply or defend themselves."
 
DeepZenPill said:
Just out of curiosity, what's the legal status of AAS in South Africa?
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well South Africa - With/without Rx. and i dont live there any more i live iin the greatest country ever. The U.S.A. well back home ppl didnt care who used them , in the USA ppl are more into who loooks better then who and who is stronger and also they are illegal here:mad: so steroids to a common person are even more taboo....and also pro sports ppl her like ben jonhson (track guy tested postive in olympics for winny) average joe belives his abilty is all from jiuice....and i just say i got good genetics....alot of shit brains dont know about genetics:alien:
 
Koivu_11 said:
wtf guys.... tell them you're on and that's all. Why lying? Tell them the truth. If they think that your gains are only from juice then tell them that they don't know anything about juice. But hey, it makes you grow after all!
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Yah, great adive, then you can become the local dealer and have everyone crawling up your ass!
 
Give the classic creatine and protien response.
 
I look at it like this...dont ask me no questions and I will tell you no lies...

If some numbnut asks me are you on juice???
I am going to say 2 glasses of Orange every morning...
If he says no, I mean roids...
I am going to say No I am not...
I spend time ion the gym 5 days a week,
I dont need roids...

never admit to illegal activities...
 
It could be worse..... you could juice and NEVER have anyone notice you do. That has to be crushing.

Someone ask XBiker what that feeling is like.
 
Oh man!! That would blow badd!! For now I'm not on juice, but I get a whole bunch of kids at school asking me what I take and what my session's are like. I hand them a copy of a Flex from a few months ago,tell 'em to eat till they feel sick about every three hours and they shut up and grow!!
 
AAP said:
It could be worse..... you could juice and NEVER have anyone notice you do. That has to be crushing.

Someone ask XBiker what that feeling is like.
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hahaha at least if some one asks if you juiice they notice u are big
 
tiger88 said:
well i am big boy and grow and grow all the time (hard work outs, right amount of food, and juice&) but when someome can tell u jice, what do u say back? i saw some guy who i havent seen in about a year and he is a little bith, and he asked if i am on steroids? well it is very obovious that i am on....what do i say back? nah i just train hard and sleep aot....thats what i say,, what do u say:confused:
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Ask them if they are jealous and why they are so fucking lazy.
 
The cystic acne is a dead give away... some dudes look like Pizza the Hut only to come back a few weeks months later with skin as clear as the Carribbean.

That and the bulging delt vein are dead giveaways.
 
This is from Jason Mueller of AE,

when somebody comes up to you and asks you if you use steroids, just reply:

"You took one look at me and thought to yourself: steroids. I took one look at you and thought: pedophile. Notice that I had the courtesy not to ask you if you fuck children."
 
chaos mage said:
The cystic acne is a dead give away... some dudes look like Pizza the Hut only to come back a few weeks months later with skin as clear as the Carribbean.

That and the bulging delt vein are dead giveaways.
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well acne is not just from juice...seen dudes who wiegh 135 with cysitc acne
 
chaos mage said:
The cystic acne is a dead give away... some dudes look like Pizza the Hut only to come back a few weeks months later with skin as clear as the Carribbean.

That and the bulging delt vein are dead giveaways.
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Not necessarily true..... roids haven't broken me out yet... plus I know a few pros very well - I mean well enough that they have stayed with me - and their skin is exceptionally clear. The only time they even LOOK like they have a skin problem is when they are covered in that Pro Tan application... because it has a tendecy to bed down in the pores and look like black heads on under their skin.

Also, a delt vein is no indication.. I am extremely vascular and I have seen non juicers with delt veins as well. It really depends on your genetic layout and design. there are a few runners in my gym that have delt veins and quad veins, but yet can not even produce a single bicep vein.

You know how I spot someone on the juice? It is not by their physique. It is not by their skin. It is not by their hair or whatever.... but it is by their workouts. They are the ones in the gym LOVING their workouts. Oh, they might not be the strongest in the gym or the biggest... But they are the ones who are mentally into their workout and pay no attention to anything else. They are the ones that look in the mirror with confidence and SEE that they are growing... where as other people look in the mirror and HOPE that they are growing. They are the ones that when getting that one extra rep they couldn't do last week... when they set the weight down rather than looking exhausted - they are smiling....
 
BigAndy69 said:
This is from Jason Mueller of AE,

when somebody comes up to you and asks you if you use steroids, just reply:

"You took one look at me and thought to yourself: steroids. I took one look at you and thought: pedophile. Notice that I had the courtesy not to ask you if you fuck children."
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LOL:D :D :D
 
BigAndy69 said:
"You took one look at me and thought to yourself: steroids. I took one look at you and thought: pedophile. Notice that I had the courtesy not to ask you if you fuck children."
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:FRlol:

I have to remember this one!
 
tell em you eat 10 raw eggs for breakfast.
also insist that they too can grow on such regimen.

(laugh when they get salmonella poisening)
 
satchboogie said:
tell em you eat 10 raw eggs for breakfast.
also insist that they too can grow on such regimen.

(laugh when they get salmonella poisening)
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lol thats a good one....hey satchboogie what are the laws with AAS in turkey??? no rx needed?
 
Scenerio 1: Answer his question with a question.

"Why do you ask you want some?" He answers yes or no or says your big yada yada. Says, "Yes" Tell him you know a guy

Scenerio 2: Jokingly (Done this one myself)

"You know it man!" While doing a most muscular pose making a loud ahhh noise

Scenerio 3: Lie

"Hell no!! Dude your a fucking idiot, that shit can get you thrown in the slammer and you become some prison bitch."

Scenerio 4: Ignore

"Get away from me freak"

Scenerio 5: Kick the shit out of him

Scenerio 6: Question him

"Why what are you selling?"
 
i liked the advice that a bro gave out a few years ago:

if it makes you feel more of a man to believe im on gear then go with what you know

or something along those lines
 
I usually just say "nope -- just eat 6000 kcal a day." Then go into diet information and watch their eyes glaze over...

Or, "yup -- big bowl of dbol with milk each morning..."

One I want to try, that a guy posted here was something to the effect of: "Aren't those what those muscle guys take? Why would I need those? I don't even work out..."
 
THeMaCHinE said:
I usually just say "nope -- just eat 6000 kcal a day." Then go into diet information and watch their eyes glaze over...

Or, "yup -- big bowl of dbol with milk each morning..."

One I want to try, that a guy posted here was something to the effect of: "Aren't those what those muscle guys take? Why would I need those? I don't even work out..."
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dbol and milk for breatfast......breakfast of champians
 
What you should say is:

“The only things I use are supplements that are designed to mimic how testosterone helps protein synthesis.”
 
Koivu_11 said:
wtf guys.... tell them you're on and that's all. Why lying? Tell them the truth. If they think that your gains are only from juice then tell them that they don't know anything about juice. But hey, it makes you grow after all!
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>> tell them you're on and that's all. Why lying?

like maybe to stay out of jail?
 
liftsiron said:
Have you ever been in a Scherwin Williams or any store that sells a lot of paint? The next time that some asshole asks you if you are on steroids. Visulize yourself as one of those paint shaking machines and his or her head, a can of paint. Grip the skull firmily in your mitts and shake vigoriously. I have found this technique to prevent further questions regarding steroid use, not only from the paint can head, but from onlookers as well. Good Day:)
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:FRlol: :FRlol: :smash: :smash: :smash: :FRlol: :FRlol:
 
Most of the people that say that are close friends of mine but I still give my cocky reply. Most of them are 35-55 years old.

They say, "I see you're on the juice again."

Looking at their belly, I say, "I see you're on your potato chip diet again."

We all laugh!
 
Here's my line:

"Man, if I'm on steroids, I'm not getting my money's worth."

Which is funny, because I'm 6'3", 285lbs.

-M
 
I just look shocked and ask them if they are nuts. I mean, everyone knows that steroids are really bad for you :) . Why would I risk my life to gain a few pounds?

I just eat a lot and take creatine.
 
I take these comments as compliments. It's nice to be called "David Boston" by people I don't know or haven't seen in a while. But seriously, does anyone other than out of shape fucktards even pose this comment?
 
when someone asks me my response is "hell no, that shit will make your dick fall off" they usually leave it alone after that
 
I've always been a pretty big guy, well before I imbibed of the juice.

I used to get that shit all the time from people who didn't know me when I was growing up. When someone actually had the nerve to greet me like that, I'd have a natural reaction to it "Man, what the fuck sort of greeting is that? Seriously man, that's really irritating. I bust my ass in the gym, and obviously you think that I'm too damn lazy to get there on my own. Thanks man." And then just end the conversation. I don't get hostile, act a little hurt even. That usually did the trick.

Now that I do it, I just give the same reply. It's the natural thing to do for me.
 
Too funny Big Andy,

I just go with ... "What??? Steroids? Im not that big dude! Mind your ... I am not as small or lazy as you ... but I am flattered that you think so. HOnestly ... Its all about getting your training tight and inderstanding your macronutrient balance"

You can also add in that you eat 3 raw hamburger sandwhiches a day.

Mavy
 
dzuljas said:
hey tiger88!, is the chick in your avatar taking a shit dude?? :(
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:FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol:
she is man, its jenny mccarthy she is fucked up like that though
it'd still hit it :D

when asked if on steroids i tell them "no i am not" hah
 
I always get the "damn, you've gotten huge so quick!" I just tell them "yea, your mom said the same thing last night..." :p
 
i am on my first cycle and hope to put on ten lbs or so. one of my gym buddies, who is an ex harcore roid user, noticed the heavier than usual weight i was lifting. he asked if i was taking anything and i denied it.

i think it is a good idea to NOT tell casual acquaintances. if one guy finds out you are juicing the entire gym will know. nobody wants to be known as a roid user but everyone wants to look like one.

i have told one close friend though. he said he thinks it is stupid and i already am very well built but i suspect he is jealous. he keeps asking me about it.

guys put down guys who juice to make them feel better about themselves. gotta admit i used to, but i secretly wanted to try them.

people are fascinated with steroids, but most are uneducated and believe all the roid rage and health problems stories they have heard. most guys would love to have a super cut, hard muscular body (not necessarily huge) and don't want to do what it takes. it is easier to put us guys down.
 
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