When keeping it real goes wrong...

[ugotmale2day]

Rofl

Sent from my SPH-L710 using EliteFitness

 

[Strongbow]

no I haven't

Maybe you should. Gives one a new perspective on life

Sent from my SCH-I605 using EliteFitness

 

[redsamurai]

We had a dude in the shop throw a rubber mallet/hammer at someone about 30-40 feet away recently. He missed his intended target and hit another innocent bystander in the back instead. His name is now Thor.

wait, wut? and this norse thundergod still works for you? That's an epic lawsuit in the making bro. Even if he baby underhanded it, pitching a rubber hammer 30 ft and hitting someone in the head is a 911 call.

 

[dabuffguy]

He said it hit him in the back, you basement dwelling illiterate clown.

 

[WoodyO]

Yeah, he still is here. No harm, no foul.

 

[redsamurai]

He said it hit him in the back, you basement dwelling illiterate clown.

Oh right I forgot about OSHA's specific exemptions for gross workplace negligence related to area of impact.

 

[dabuffguy]

Oh right I forgot about OSHA's specific exemptions for gross workplace negligence related to area of impact.

You did. Shame on you.

 

[redsamurai]

 

[dabuffguy]

Flying hammers to the spine and back area are exempt clauses due to rarity of occurrence.

 

[redsamurai]

my best friend owns a company that makes tire presses, he deals with this kind of shit all the time. He's kind of high strung guy and my first vision that came to mind reading woody's cool story is what my friend would do if he saw that in his factory.