When I got to work this Morning...

[WODIN]

The picture frame that has my babies first santa clause christmas pictures in it was broken. Initially I blamed it on a trash can that is now basically a trash can lid.

Should I

A) Send a nasty note to buidling services (assuming the cleaning staff did it.)

B) Beat the shit out of anyone who comes in today spreading out justice. (rains on the just and the guilty ya know).

C) Take hostages and demand a new frame

D) Get over it.

E) Plant a cam in my cube to record every movement when I'm not here, capture the culprit and hang them by their private parts with sharp hooks.

 

[MrMuscle]

Go out and buy a new frame. And since you are in such a spending mood, buy me some new tapes.

 

[BodhiDharma]

C and then E

 

[WODIN]

I'm not buying you any more of those zoolove tapes.

 

[MrMuscle]

yeah right, the seal was broken on all the tapes the last time. Dont you pretend like you didnt make copies of them.

 

[WODIN]

MM - I did in fact make copies...I've been making a bunch of money off of the dup sales.


Thanks Bhodi...watch fox news for updates.

 

[MrMuscle]

lol see i knew it. old fockers trys to make money off everything

 

[WODIN]

You better believe...actually those last set of tapes never crossed my path...

You tired of jerking off to the olympia 2001 box set?

 

[MrMuscle]

i never get tired of that. but there are 2 new Nassar videos out. One of him offseason, that just has to be crazy.

 

[WODIN]

If you need my help let me know..

 

[MrMuscle]

thanks man, i appriciate that.

 

[WODIN]

Anytime...you're my favorite norweigan fairy.

 

[havoc]

B and C

 

[knight69]

forget it, dont let it get to you. LIFE IS TO SHORT!!!!!!! Kick back in your hammock , get a beer in one hand , a full dart of cyp in the other hand and have fun watching your wife get banged by some huge musscle guy you picked up on the road.

 

[WODIN]

Pizza I really like your out look. LOL!!!

 

[vixenbabe]

Leave a note telling the klutz they need manner's for NOT even saying sorry for the accident!

Jerks- I paid $19.95 for that frame....

 

[WODIN]

Leave a note telling the klutz they need manner's for NOT even saying sorry for the accident!

That's what really pissed me off the most!

 

[ZenMachine]

Stay at work late tonight and go into a random persons cube and break something of theirs.

Pass on the love.

Zen

 

[dballer]

I would opt for option A) and E)

But if you pulled off option B) and C) I would be laughing for months.

 

[WODIN]

I've beaten 14 people up so far and 2 security gaurds. No one has come forward to clame responsibility as of yet. I am going to start throwing bodies off the roof soon.

 

[dballer]

remember the movie John Q.

 

[supersizeme]

i think pizza man really hit the nail on the head out of all the responses in this thread. that was like some dear abby type shit.

 

[HappyScrappy]

smash everything so that it all looks equal.

then don't worry about it.

if I bring something to work, I'm just happy if I see it again.

like my feet.

oh, and supersizeme is gay.

 

[WODIN]

He's gay? I thought he was bi...

Oh well..

I have now smashed down 15 people and 3 security gaurds. Plus I am sending out nasty emails from the work stations of my victims to our holding co. execs.

 

[dballer]

I am sure if I saw a picture of you it would smash the mental image I have of you.

 

[WODIN]

LOL....

What is your mental image?