when a lie just keeps on growing lol

[binö]

fug me.
on this personal dating site i randomly joined i put my profession as military...it was a list you had to pick from and my job wasn't listed so it was the closest thing i thought...stopped going to the site a few months ago, and all the sudden last week this chic starts im'ing me.
we talked the flow was good...exchanged pics, hot black girl, busty, ect.
and she asked me if i was in the military and i said yeah, thinking it score some points.
told her i was in the air force cause there is a base in vegas.
and suprize, she's in the national guard lol.
i had to hit up the air force wiki entry to name drop some bases...and she wants to meat tommorrow night for drinks.
i'm gonna keep the lie going though, all the way to the end of long island george constanza style

discuss

 

[puddlemonkey]

I hope she pwns you!

 

[Lambruh]

just go in alter ego and lie about everything in your life, even what you ate that day, etc...

 

[walliwalibus]

That's gonna be hard to get around bro, and wiki isn't much of a help LMAO..... pics of before and after please....LOL

 

[binö]

what a tangled web we weave

 

[puddlemonkey]

what a tangled web we weave

As long as it still catches bugs who the fuck cares?

 

[binö]

As long as it still catches bugs who the fuck cares?

i'm more of a pitcher bro, no catching

 

[puddlemonkey]

i'm more of a pitcher bro, no catching

I'll drink your milkshake

 

[hurricane]

fuck it go to the electic chair lying if u have to .. dont ever admit u lied!!

 

[binö]

fuck it go to the electic chair lying if u have to .. dont ever admit u lied!!

if she wasn't in the guard it would be no problem.
you could stump me on even the smallest thing, like rank.