What's your poison?

[biteme]

Tripel's if I have been able to extract one from the grip of an extravagant dead hobo, or homemade shine. I've been preaching the virtues of the latter for quite some time, but most people fear going blind.

The only time I've seen anything like that happen was when we replaced the shine with a mixture of drain-o, clorex, and ammonia and watched in awe as our closest blind female associate's throat swelled up and she vomited blood all over the ground.

Her favorite song was always "Valerie" by Steve Winwood, so we tried singing that to her, and I even rubbed her face like the "Hello" video. However, I forgot she had leprosy and her cheeks fell off.

Welcome back. Are you the original SG? I use to argue with you. You had me fooled.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Tripel's if I have been able to extract one from the grip of an extravagant dead hobo, or homemade shine. I've been preaching the virtues of the latter for quite some time, but most people fear going blind.

The only time I've seen anything like that happen was when we replaced the shine with a mixture of drain-o, clorex, and ammonia and watched in awe as our closest blind female associate's throat swelled up and she vomited blood all over the ground.

Her favorite song was always "Valerie" by Steve Winwood, so we tried singing that to her, and I even rubbed her face like the "Hello" video. However, I forgot she had leprosy and her cheeks fell off.

WTF
Tell me you didn't try to poison that lady. That's phucked up...

 

[satanic goatslayer]

WTF
Tell me you didn't try to poison that lady. That's phucked up...

No, no, it wasn't anything sinister.

We just have this running gag where we try to get somebody to die without raising the suspicions of the authorities.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

No, no, it wasn't anything sinister.

We just have this running gag where we try to get somebody to die without raising the suspicions of the authorities.

Oh, boy...

 

[jackangel]

Oh, boy...

bro, he's like your perfect playmate

don't shy away now

 

[biteme]

bro, he's like your perfect playmate

don't shy away now

For sure. SG is the most evil, sinister person I've ever met on a chatboard, bar none.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

For sure. SG is the most evil, sinister person I've ever met on a chatboard, bar none.

What the shit. I ain't evil..

 

[biteme]

What the shit. I ain't evil..

You just pretend to be sometimes. SG, is the real thing. I can't believe they haven't caught him and locked him up yet. He's surely done some things worthy of being on death row.

 

[riverrock]

Whats your favourite alcaholic beverage?

Not Victorian Bitter. Got the world's worst hangover on that shit the last time I was in Sydney!

 

[BlondeBombshell27]

Either red wine or Bailey's on the rocks. I rarely drink.