Tripel's if I have been able to extract one from the grip of an extravagant dead hobo, or homemade shine. I've been preaching the virtues of the latter for quite some time, but most people fear going blind.
The only time I've seen anything like that happen was when we replaced the shine with a mixture of drain-o, clorex, and ammonia and watched in awe as our closest blind female associate's throat swelled up and she vomited blood all over the ground.
Her favorite song was always "Valerie" by Steve Winwood, so we tried singing that to her, and I even rubbed her face like the "Hello" video. However, I forgot she had leprosy and her cheeks fell off.