What's your best/worst pick up line?

[Buff_Lover]

Pick up lines are a joke. Having said that, what are some of the best/worst that you have used/heard?


My favorite: Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

2nd fav: Have you got any (nationality) in you? No? Would you like some?

 

[bbjimi]

pich-up lines...

the sole purpose of my using a pick line is to initiate conversation and possibly getting the girl to laugh...i am not under the illusion that some one liner is going to miraculously get her into bed BUT if i can get her talking and laughing then its only a matter of time before we are playing under the sheets.

my fav...."do you have a picture of yourself in your purse?"
"i have my id...but why do you need to see that?"
"i want to be able to show santa claus exactly what it is that I want for xmas!"

 

[Buff_Lover]

A friend of mine emailed these to me yesterday...

He: Excuse me, want to dance?
She: No.
He: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!


He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance?
She : No.
He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did...


Someone at the gym told me this one.... Approach the target and look at her/his clothing tag. When they say "What the hell are you doing?" reply, "Just what I thought, made in heaven."

 

[LawDawg8]

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

[goahead]

#1 "Hi, I'm a DJ"

#2 "Hi, I'm a Moderator"

 

[rugger]

This actually worked...

...good ice breaker, that never got me laughed AT or slapped...so cheesy too. How the hell it worked, I dunno, maybe the delivery.

It usually went like this:
Me: "Do you eat?"
Victim: "Huh?"
Me: "Do you eat?"
Victim: "Of course I eat."
Me: "What are we having for breakfast?"

Like I said, this actually worked, several times.

Rugger

 

[X-Plode]

Hiii, I'm Troy McLure. You may remember me from such educational films as, "Lead Pain: Delicious but Deadly".

This is sure to get you fucked. Bahahaha

X

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Hello, can I tear your uterus out with my gigantic phallus?

 

[Parrottrifle]

1) "Why don't you sit on my face so that I can eat my way to your heart."

2) "I may not be Fred Flinstone but I sure can make your *BEDROCK*"

3) "Excuse me, do you want to go fuck now, or do I owe you an apology."

4) Me: "Hold out your hand."
Girl holds out hand, gets 40c dropped into it.
Girl: "What's this for?"
Me: "So you can phone your mother to tell her you're not coming home tonight!

5) "Can I take you home and wake up in the morning with my face feeling like a glazed doughnut?"

6) "HEY! There's a party in my mouth and you're invited to come."

7) "Want to go back to my place and talk about math?"... "We'll add you to me, subtract our clothing, divide your legs, and multiply."

8) "Kiss me you fool, fuck me you harlot"

9) "Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?"

10) "My face is leaving in 10 minutes. Be on it!"

 

[WarriorPL]

LOL! these are great.

~WizKid