what's wrong with our cat? i'm about to kill it

[Buddy_Christ]

lil bitch keeps pissing outside of the litter box. the only reason i can think of as to why she's doing this is because she wants to A) die or B) be drop kicked out the back door and never let back inside (she's an indoor cat).

the cat is over 2 years old. we've never had problems with her and the litter box until recently. she's not going in other rooms of the house either. she'll piss within a few feet of the box.

the box stays relatively clean. gf scoops it every day and changes it every other day or something like that. i normally don't smell it, and trust me, if i can smell the shitbox, i voice my complaints loudly.

we thought it was the kitten doing this, but then we caught the older cat immediately after a squat. we shoved it's face in the piss and threw it in the litter box. this has happened a few times that she's 'been caught, but she keeps doing it.

suggestions? do i drop kick it goodbye?

 

[MR Pink]

did you move the litter box or are you using a other brand kitty litter?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

havn't moved the litter box. we might've changed litter, i dunno. she craps in the box though. havn't had a problem there. it's not all the time that she pisses outside of the box, just like once every other or few days, but it's been going on for a while.

 

[MAX 300]

Just wait till she pisses on your bed pillow while you're sleeping.

My friends cat once dumped a shit in her shoe...

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Just wait till she pisses on your bed pillow while you're sleeping.

My friends cat once dumped a shit in her shoe...

cat would die.

cat would at a minimum be drop kicked out the back door.

 

[Rex]

My cousin's cat does that. Behavior problem was what the vet said it was. "Basicly she's a bitch"".

I had my cat for 18 years and he never did anything like that in all the years we had him. Cool mother fucker he was. Acted like a dog.

 

[MR Pink]

Cats are very picky..if the litterbox isn't to clean they won't shit and piss in it

 

[mdd]

i hate cats

 

[Sub-Zero]

maybe hes drunk and keeps missing the toilet

 

[Delinquent]

May not like sharing the litter box unless he absolutely has to ie shit. Try setting up two boxes

Also are they sharing water and food bowls? If so, separate that also. Some cats are very bitchy when it comes to sharing that stuff after having it to themselves for a while

 

[Buddy_Christ]

sharing the litter box may be the issue. i don't really care to see a second shit box set up in the bathroom, but if it stops the problem, then i guess it's worth it.

we have one big water bowl that all the animals drink out of. kinda funny to see 2 dogs and 2 cats all drinking out of it at once, but it's happened. if the water bowl happens to run empty, the kitten will sleep in it until we notice. the cat has always used the dog's water bowl. we have one of those double dish setups for her, but she always knocked cat food into the water. we've got 2 different bowls of cat food, and the cat will eat kitten food like no tomorrow.

i'll propose the 2nd cat box idea when she gets home from work. yeah, it's 2 boxes to scoop, but still not much more work.

 

[biteme]

Just wait till she pisses on your bed pillow while you're sleeping.

My friends cat once dumped a shit in her shoe...

Yep. My sister's dog once shit in my shoe. The animal doesn't like you. The little bastards are just like people. My daughter's little dog left me a steamin' turd in the living room on my first night back after being gone 4 weeks. My sister said he never did that the whole time I was gone. I'm not an animal person and I'm indifferent towards them and they get on my nerves and they can sense it.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

maybe the dog shitting on the floor as soon as you got back was a hint for you to leave again. i'm sure starfish wouldn't mind if you did.

 

[jenscats5]

Crak -- how long have you had the kitten? I forget.....

Unfortunately, it could be any # of things: urinary infection, behavior problem, dislike over the sharing, not clean enuf, etc

Now that the kitten is older, it's probably pooping & peeing more frequently than when you first got it.....when cats have to share a box, it has to be pristine....

I have 3 cats & 5 litter boxes.....

 

[jh1]

Sounds like sharing the litter box...

some cats don't like it when you introduce new cats... and HATE it when they use 'their area'...

she is protesting..


Smack that pussy....

.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

we've had the kitten for like 4 or 5 months now.

i think a 2nd litter box is prolly the solution.

 

[MrMuscle]

maybe you gotta show it how to use the litter box.

 

[biteme]

Crak -- how long have you had the kitten? I forget.....

Unfortunately, it could be any # of things: urinary infection, behavior problem, dislike over the sharing, not clean enuf, etc

Now that the kitten is older, it's probably pooping & peeing more frequently than when you first got it.....when cats have to share a box, it has to be pristine....

I have 3 cats & 5 litter boxes.....

I could never be married to you. LOL One thing I learned from a failed marriage is that you have to have much in common or the marriage is doomed. If one is an animal lover and the other is not, that spells doom.

 

[biteme]

I use to come home to find my ex wife's nappy dog lying in my bed on my pillow. Use to piss me off so bad. He would chew up and destroy things and that caused so many fights between us. That dog was worthless.

 

[jenscats5]

I could never be married to you. LOL One thing I learned from a failed marriage is that you have to have much in common or the marriage is doomed. If one is an animal lover and the other is not, that spells doom.

LOL -- yeah, that's true....if one isn't an animal lover then it wouldn't work....I'm not a children lover myself....at least with animals you won't get arrested for leaving them home alone...

At least tho, the litter boxes are down in the basement, which is unfinished, and they are in the front "room" which used to be where the coal was stored.....

 

[biteme]

My ex also had a cat that was worse than Crak's cat. It would piss all over the house. Her own mother refused to stay in our house because of the stench of urine. Imagine how miserable I was in that environment. I also like a lot of attention. An animal lover has to divide their attention between you and the animals. I can't deal with that either.

 

[Gymgurl]

Go ahead.....

 

[biteme]

maybe the dog shitting on the floor as soon as you got back was a hint for you to leave again. i'm sure starfish wouldn't mind if you did.

I love her. I miss her already. I am sad. But I'll be back soon.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

My ex also had a cat that was worse than Crak's cat. It would piss all over the house. Her own mother refused to stay in our house because of the stench of urine. Imagine how miserable I was in that environment. I also like a lot of attention. An animal lover has to divide their attention between you and the animals. I can't deal with that either.

maybe that was a good thing that she wouldn't come to your house. her family stays away from our house because of the dogs. the dogs get real excited when people show up and like to jump all over them. so it's actually kind of a good thing that the dogs are hyper. otherwise her sister would be over here constantly trying to mooch off of us and being plain fucking annoying. she was over here a LOT until we got our first dog. then she stopped coming over. it was a blessing.

well, there's another reason that they won't come over here, has nothing to do with the dogs. we don't exactly have the nicest place. we rent. it's cheap as hell and we can afford it, so who cares right? most of the walls are wood paneling. the kitchen floor is a shitty linoleum. the hard wood floors actually have had a few nails sticking up out of them (we've gotten some ugly but good carpets to cover most of the hardwood though). we're not "rich" and don't have all the nice amenities that we'd like to have. i KNOW it all plays a factor into why they don't like coming over to our house.

some day it will all change. i'll go to and complete law school like i've wanted to for as long as i can remember. we'll have a nice house and nice cars. we'll have that room in the house that no one is allowed to use because it has all the REALLY nice furnature and china cabinets, and the room will only be there to show off our nice things but not actually used for entertaining guests or every day living. we'll have a house with things in it that we bought that we don't use, but we HAD to have just to keep up with the Jonses. when that day comes, they'll consider me their equal. they'll invite me into their home with open arms and open hearts. they'll discuss politics and finances with me, large purchases and home improvements. they'll want me to BBQ with them and enjoy my company, just because of my financial well being. sure, i'll remember the people that never changed how they looked at me, like my dad and his fiance, who treat me with the same respect i give to them. the others, however, will be more than welcome to see my house and all it's worldly belongings from somewhere across the street, and they might even catch a glimpse when the door opens or closes as well.

for now, however, i must try to be content with what i have. i must try to enjoy the look of disgust that i see when i bring my rotted out 91 Blazer with the words Rust Bucket on the lip of the hood into their driveways and decrease the entire neighborhood's property value just with it's presence. i must enjoy the look we're given by her stepfather who has proclaimed how evil we are to others because we are "living in sin" and raising our children in a sinful household because of this; yet he will not say this to us. i must laugh inside when he uses a tone of voice towards us like we're 3 years old and sounds like a blithering idiot in the process, and he does this just because the balance of our bank account is mere pocket change to him.

yes, some day it will change.

oh, and when it does, i'll be getting rid of all the animals. there will be no 4 legged creatures in the first house i own, unless there's doggie style sex occuring.

 

[biteme]

maybe that was a good thing that she wouldn't come to your house. her family stays away from our house because of the dogs. the dogs get real excited when people show up and like to jump all over them. so it's actually kind of a good thing that the dogs are hyper. otherwise her sister would be over here constantly trying to mooch off of us and being plain fucking annoying. she was over here a LOT until we got our first dog. then she stopped coming over. it was a blessing.

well, there's another reason that they won't come over here, has nothing to do with the dogs. we don't exactly have the nicest place. we rent. it's cheap as hell and we can afford it, so who cares right? most of the walls are wood paneling. the kitchen floor is a shitty linoleum. the hard wood floors actually have had a few nails sticking up out of them (we've gotten some ugly but good carpets to cover most of the hardwood though). we're not "rich" and don't have all the nice amenities that we'd like to have. i KNOW it all plays a factor into why they don't like coming over to our house.

some day it will all change. i'll go to and complete law school like i've wanted to for as long as i can remember. we'll have a nice house and nice cars. we'll have that room in the house that no one is allowed to use because it has all the REALLY nice furnature and china cabinets, and the room will only be there to show off our nice things but not actually used for entertaining guests or every day living. we'll have a house with things in it that we bought that we don't use, but we HAD to have just to keep up with the Jonses. when that day comes, they'll consider me their equal. they'll invite me into their home with open arms and open hearts. they'll discuss politics and finances with me, large purchases and home improvements. they'll want me to BBQ with them and enjoy my company, just because of my financial well being. sure, i'll remember the people that never changed how they looked at me, like my dad and his fiance, who treat me with the same respect i give to them. the others, however, will be more than welcome to see my house and all it's worldly belongings from somewhere across the street, and they might even catch a glimpse when the door opens or closes as well.

for now, however, i must try to be content with what i have. i must try to enjoy the look of disgust that i see when i bring my rotted out 91 Blazer with the words Rust Bucket on the lip of the hood into their driveways and decrease the entire neighborhood's property value just with it's presence. i must enjoy the look we're given by her stepfather who has proclaimed how evil we are to others because we are "living in sin" and raising our children in a sinful household because of this; yet he will not say this to us. i must laugh inside when he uses a tone of voice towards us like we're 3 years old and sounds like a blithering idiot in the process, and he does this just because the balance of our bank account is mere pocket change to him.

yes, some day it will change.

oh, and when it does, i'll be getting rid of all the animals. there will be no 4 legged creatures in the first house i own, unless there's doggie style sex occuring.

LOL! Very good post. And ain't it the truth? I know all too well.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

LOL! Very good post. And ain't it the truth? I know all too well.

it IS the truth. it pisses me off. it's people like that that make people like me think that having money is the way to happiness. that it makes you a better person. that it speaks volumes about your character and defines who you are.

but i'm not stupid. money isn't everything. you can sure as hell try to buy happiness, but you're not gaurenteed that you'll get it.

i say i want nice cars. well, yeah, i do. but my definition of nice is probably different than most people's. something i bought new. looked clean, nice, something i could climb into and say "yeah, i'm not driving a rusted out shit box any more, this car won't break down on me unexpectely and won't nickle and dime me to death."

i want money, but don't need millions. i don't want to have to worry about the bills getting paid. i want to be able to actually save money and buy some things that i want. i want the option to say "i'll wait until that goes on sale so i can save some money" instead of saying "i hope that goes on sale soon because i can't afford it any other way....wonder if they have any scratch and dent items in the back for a reduced price." i want to be able to save for my retirement and take nice but not extravagent vacations every few years.

i do want a big house, but not to show off. people will be lucky if they actually get to see my house. i want a big house so i can hide in it from my kids. so i can have some peace and quiet when i want it. i want a few rooms in the house all to myself that no one is allowed in without expressed written permission and a security gaurd escorting them in and out. i want the back porch on my house to be the 2000 yard line for my backyard firing range. i want my nearest neighbors so far away they can't hear my guns. i might even make the house accessable by 4wd only, but that would mean a separate garage closer to the road so i could keep passenger cars there and an elaborate security system, so i'm still up in the air on that decision.

i don't think i want too much, except for the whole backyard firing range thing. too bad none of this will be attainable to me without a college education. at least i'm in school working towards my future. i just wish it was here now

 

[WalkingBeast]

TORTURE it and KILL it nice and slow-like...

Some tools of the trade include acid, pliers, pins, razor blades and even a steam iron can be fun!! Be creative!!

You might feel a tinge of guilt and sadness the first few times, but after about 5 slayings and torturings youll find pleasure in the act!! More then you can even imagine!! Keep KILLING that shit!!

 

[Werd]

but i'm not stupid. money isn't everything. you can sure as hell try to buy happiness, but you're not gaurenteed that you'll get it.
(

No amount of money will EVER buy happiness. It will buy comfort and freedom, open doors more easily perhaps. But all the material possessions in the world won't buy a not a single minute of true happiness.

FUCK ALL THE PEEPS WHO DONT HONOR AND RESPECT THE MAN THAT YOU ARE.

 

[jenscats5]

No amount of money will EVER buy happiness. It will buy comfort and freedom, open doors more easily perhaps. But all the material possessions in the world won't buy a not a single minute of true happiness.

FUCK ALL THE PEEPS WHO DONT HONOR AND RESPECT THE MAN THAT YOU ARE.

WERD!!