Whats the wrost prank you ever pulled

[jerseyart]

Was shooting the shit with some friends the other night, talking about all the crap we pulled/still pull on each other. And I realized damn, some of it was really f'ed up.

One guy back in colege knew I had a real jealous gf, so when I was passed out they had this really nasty looking chick give me hickies . My neck and shoulder looked like oen big bruise. And trying to hide it was impossible. My mother saw it when I went home for the weekend , took a shower, and screamed. She was yellign is Kim (gf) a vampire. Whats wrong with that girl!!! Stop seeing her.........

the one that made me feel the worst was something I did to a roommate me and all my friends hated. I came back to the dorm with this chick, and all the lights were off, the bathroom door was slightly ajar, light off, and looked like no one was home. So we started messing around. She had made it seem like shed been around the block, things were going nice and easy, then just as I started to penetrate she says "I have to tell you something...Im still a virgin" Im thinking "better start using the past tense" and dick head comes out of the bathroom in a fucking towel. Hed been in there the whole time. I was pissed.

So next night, 20 beers later, the combined drunken IQ of me and three other guys decides best revenge would eb to leave a naked chick in his bed (he was definitely a virgin) and hide in the closet and see his reaction and rush out and mock his lame ass. So we did. Were in their giggling (im pretty sure one of them copped a feel) and he comes in and shes lying naked under the sheets. Here it comes. He stops in front of the bed, she says I let her in, and she's always really liked hiom, and wanted to show him how much....

He froze,a nd were waiting for him to say anything. Nothing. The we notice hes shaking, almost in convulsions. His whole body was shaking. So were like "Oh fuck" and no one is making a noise, and after a few minutes liket hat, he walks out strill shaking. Didnt come back for three weeks

 

[from zero]

That was lame.

 

[jerseyart]

That was lame.

Not as lame as your following me around every thread on elite posting some equivelant of "it's lame" cock smoker

Understand patheticneedyIhaveaninferioritycomplexwithjerseyandsohavebecometotallyobsessedwithaninternetpersona

 

[from zero]

I was just commenting on how it wasn't a very good prank.
Calm fucking down.

 

[jerseyart]

I was just commenting on how it wasn't a very good prank.
Calm fucking down.

Yeah sweetheart

Impress me then

 

[from zero]

Yeah sweetheart

Impress me then

I never really pulled any good ones homes.

 

[awittyusername]

He froze,a nd were waiting for him to say anything. Nothing. The we notice hes shaking, almost in convulsions. His whole body was shaking. So were like "Oh fuck" and no one is making a noise, and after a few minutes liket hat, he walks out strill shaking. Didnt come back for three weeks

I had no Idea your roommate in college was Gonelifting

 

[Apexx]

Back in high school, we stole the vp's car and parked in the school gym with a blow up doll in the driver's seat. No damage was done to anything so he didn't put too much
effort into finding out who did it. I think he kinda already knew it was us though.
After he asked us if we knew anything about he started reminiscing about some of the
prankes that he pulled off back in his day. I think he actually thought it was funny.

 

[gab9681]

I pulled a lot of mean and asshole-esc pranks in my day, but the one that made me feel the worse was one I accidentally pulled on a friend's mother. My buddy was supposed to be home right after school, so I figured I would leave him a gay-ass prank message on his answering machine. His family has always wanted a pool but never had the money to get one. Shit, no one in my home town had a pool. So I called up and left a message anouncing that they had won a contest with the most known pool builder in the state. I have an awesome radio voice and even used the real names of the owners of the company. I said that all they had to do was stop by the show-floor and sign some papers. The message was perfect and realistic as could be. The only problem was, my buddy didn't go home right after school. He went to a neighboring town to hook up with some other friends. So his mother got home first. She listened to the message, completely freaked out, hopped in the car, and drove the 40 miles to the show-room. When she got there she could barely contain herself she was so excited. When she explained to the salesmen why she was there, they had no idea what she was talking about. They said that there was no contest and they have no idea why anyone would call her and tell her that. So she started bawling and drove the 40 miles home in tears. My buddy would have instantly known it was me being an ass, but his mother had no clue. The poor thing. It took her a couple years before she would even talk to me again.

 

[Mr. Black]

The funniest one I ever participated in was on a school trip and this friend of mine was being a complete ass to both me and my other buddy. Anyways we decided to get him back. I pissed in his toothpaste and my buddy took a shit and stirred the pot with his toothbrush as well as pissing on his deodorant. The next morning the guy goes to brush his teeth, and I hear him ask "Hey Black can borrow your toothpast, cuz mine's pissin". I was still in bed and managed to keep from laughing hysterically while I mumbled "sure". He never really clued in to what really transpired...

 

[Carmen]

There's a cliff in california on highway 1. one side is mountain, then two lanes, then a sheer drop off the mountain to sharp rocks and ocean hundreds of feet below.
One time in the middle of the night, I painted over the yellow line of the road in black and repainted it to go off the road then sat back and watched one car after the next drive over.





















ok, no i didn't.

 

[big_bad_buff]

Out of town in a hotel for work with another employee, and I gave him a generic brand of Ben-gay icy hot stuff so he could use it for tooth paste….shit was so funny, he brushed his teeth for about a minutes then ran to the bathroom…said he could still taste it like a day or two later

 

[bluepeter]

Our high school cafeteria doubled as an auditorium. About once a month, all the old folks would come by to watch a movie or something. We got a few bottle-rocket firecrackers (the ones that shoot about 50 feet and then explode) and let them off under the doors. They shot out into the middle of the auditorium and exploded. I still can't believe none of those poor bastards had a heart attack.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

um...a couple might expose me...but a nice harmless one was when we lifted a buddies truck from its parking spot, and put it on the median strip. crooked. then put a huge sprinkler in the back. and turned it on. then laughed our arses off when he got a ticket.

or the time it was wet, cold, and raining, and we were driving along, and one of us noticed these little kids...must have been 10 years old...standing -balancing, actually...with their bikes- on one of those thin concrete median strips. anyway, there was a huge puddle of water right along the median strip, and...we kinda drove along it, making one of those huge walls of water that you only get if youre going really fast in fairly deep water...and kinda engulfed the kids. who slipped, and fell on their arses, bikes and all ill admit i did shed a tear. while laughing my arse off (it wasnt my idea, but yeesh it was bastardish)

the worst committed by people i know was after a huge drugged up night out, when a guy passed out, and everyone thought it would be funny to put a condom up his arse. with a bit of white hair conditioner in it.

the guy went a bit mental after that, apparently. really. psychiatrist mental.

 

[jerseyart]

Worst one played on me was back in high school. Me and my friend Tony went back to an apartment with these two Latina girls in our sophomore year. They had us undress in seperate rooms, and they were going to "come back" ready. Instead liek ten fucking guys come inyelling and hollering "what are you doing to our sisters." We were pwned by these two lil tramps.

We had to streak home naked down Washington Ave in Hoboken for almost 12 blocks. tehn worst, we had to ring the bell and wait for his mom to open the door, who proceeded to laugh her as off after she was sure we were both ok.

It was humilaiting