whats the worst crime you ever committed?

[stilleto]

besides reading one of perkele's threads.

 

[hamstershaver]

sodomy

 

[Raina]

Driving drunk.

 

[Dunk]

raped a watermelon on a hot summer day.

 

[nycgirl]

Probably illegal gambling, but I don't think that's too serious.

I don't think its a crime, but definitely trusting the wrong people is probably my worse offense to date. Learned a valuable lesson.

 

[tinytank]

G B H

 

[stilleto]

mine would probably be drugs.
i'm sure i've driven under the influence when i was younger.
theft (most people have stolen something)

 

[Subzeero]

all those crimes that were committed in this video!

http://www.badongo.com/vid.php?file=outch+compilation__2005-08-08_jason.wmv

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Trying to overthrow The Master. All the death, chaos, and destruction we caused was acceptable, but trying to overthrow The Master is what got us banished to this planet.

 

[mrdeeznuts]

dude u watched way to much star wars, star trek, and other space shit when you were a kid

Trying to overthrow The Master. All the death, chaos, and destruction we caused was acceptable, but trying to overthrow The Master is what got us banished to this planet.

 

[biteme]

Probably the 3 people that are buried in my back yard. They shouldn't have looked at me for more than 3 seconds. That's my rule.

 

[mrdeeznuts]

you buried them atleast 12 feet and used lime right and hazmat body bags

 

[bb079]

depends on who you ask. if you ask me i would have to say the drugs in my younger years. if you ask the anti-war, liberal finatic assholes, they would probably say multiple counts of murder.

 

[jenscats5]

Leaving my trash can out in front of my house on a non-trash day -- a Felony around here.......charges got dropped tho......

 

[tiger88]

poss of a controlled substance... that sucked bad..

 

[stilleto]

Leaving my trash can out in front of my house on a non-trash day -- a Felony around here.......charges got dropped tho......

you're so lucky i can't make a citizens arrest.

 

[buffer1]

assault causing bodily harm,charges were dropped though

 

[*MissFit*]

lude acts in public

 

[jenscats5]

you're so lucky i can't make a citizens arrest.

Yes, I am - my trash can is out front as we speak.....

 

[rudeboyja]

I hope I don't get in trouble for this. What is the statute of limitations for takin some pens and a stapler from work?

 

[Lestat]

all of the above

 

[StickFigure]

I'm not going to post the worst since I was never convicted.

Besides that one, which there was no comparison, it would have to be destroying a Kiddy Care School bus when I was a teen. Completely destroyed it to the point that they had to replace the complete interior including dash and steering wheel, and exterior parts, wheels, body work and all glass.

 

[heavy_duty]

murder
attempt murder
assault
sexual assault
accessory after the fact
drug possession
drug trafficking
theft under

 

[StickFigure]

murder
attempt murder
assault
sexual assault
accessory after the fact
drug possession
drug trafficking
theft under

We're talking real life, not Grand Theft Auto Vice City.

 

[thelion2005]

Brigandage and aiding in the toppling of a legitimate govenment.

 

[The Bigdawg]

since this site is seen by my wife(ex) I will go on reacord as saying I have never committed a crime!!

Anytime I might have said so on here was only in jest to please the masses here!

 

[SoreArms]

lets just say I grew up in the hard streets of L.A. doing the type of shit people in places like Indiana read about and make them scared to come to L.A.

I'm not that person anymore though.

 

[Whiskey]

A MAJOR vandalism followed by two months of some car thefts. Thank gawd I was a minor. To this day, honestly, I still have no idea why we did all that. It was pretty big news which caused some state laws to be changed.

NOW, the minor or thier parents have to pay for the damage done. I'm so glad it wasn't like that when we screwed up. No longer on my record too thank god.

BUT, on the bright side, it changed who I am totally.... well, the punishment did anyways. I'm a totally different person now and for the better. I wouldn't change a thing.

Whiskey

 

[pdaddy]

B&E, you thugs out there should know what that is. 151 in large quantities and me don't go well together.

 

[wootoom]

jaywalking

 

[perkele]

No crimes here. Perk is a good bro.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

i could list them but the server would explode

 

[heavy_duty]

sorry i dont know what grand theft whatever is.

We're talking real life, not Grand Theft Auto Vice City.

 

[biteme]

Being born. I murdered over 1 million of my would be brothers and sisters just because I was a greedy fuck and had to be the first to penetrate the egg. I've been paying for it ever since.

 

[PBR]

evading.....