What's the most bizarre thread you have ever read on here?

[AAP]

And I don't mean that Johnnny shit either.

 

[jnevin]

Your thread talking about the guy you picked up that you plowed and he ate the shitty condom off of your wang.

Hands down.

 

[jh1]

Oh man..

Definetly this:


http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/post378222.html

 

[jnevin]

Oh man..

Definetly this:


http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/post378222.html

Holy shit dude. It even says bizarre in the title...

 

[-SD-]

Your thread talking about the guy you picked up that you plowed and he ate the shitty condom off of your wang.

Hands down.

what the fuck bar-b-que. link to this geigh masterpiece please.

 

[jnevin]

what the fuck bar-b-que. link to this geigh masterpiece please.

I wouldn't even know where to look.

 

[jackangel]

I wouldn't even know where to look.

how about in your file of thread printouts, faggot.

 

[jnevin]

how about in your file of thread printouts, faggot.

Last time I tell you anything, you bastage.

 

[jh1]

how about in your file of thread printouts, faggot.

When do you start your new job, Akhbar?

 

[-SD-]

bwhahahahha. thread printouts....ask Chris Hansen for the fucking transcrpts and shit.

 

[ksharp01]

I think someone linked a thread in another thread but something about a guy giving himself a shot in his booty hole
that was the first thing that came to mind

 

[AAP]

Your thread talking about the guy you picked up that you plowed and he ate the shitty condom off of your wang.

Hands down.

Dude, he didn't eat the condom. He pulled it off me and empty the juice out in his mouth.

This was also the guy that "didn't like to get lube on his hands" so what does he do when I put the condom on? Squirts lube in his mouth and then goes down on me. After I was slick enough, have no idea what he did with the excessive lube in his mouth. I guess he swallowed that too because I sure as hell didn't see him spit it out.

 

[Mr. Black]

Probably that Pizzaman dude...used to write how he was a swinger and used to slurp up other dude's jism after they were done blowing inside his wife. One crazy mofo...

 

[fistfullofsteel]

son of a bitch

 

[heatherrae]

Dude, he didn't eat the condom. He pulled it off me and empty the juice out in his mouth.

This was also the guy that "didn't like to get lube on his hands" so what does he do when I put the condom on? Squirts lube in his mouth and then goes down on me. After I was slick enough, have no idea what he did with the excessive lube in his mouth. I guess he swallowed that too because I sure as hell didn't see him spit it out.

UGH. That is just foul.

 

[AAP]

Probably that Pizzaman dude...used to write how he was a swinger and used to slurp up other dude's jism after they were done blowing inside his wife. One crazy mofo...

omg.. remember that "sometimes I hug my male friends" stunt he pulled?

 

[heavy_duty]

anything healother writes plus the thread last week with the video of the girl fucking a 2" hitch ball.

(migh have been 2 5/16)

 

[jh1]

Is it okay if I masterbate while I read all of this?

 

[nefertiti]

what the fuck bar-b-que. link to this geigh masterpiece please.

 

[heatherrae]

I thought it was pretty bizarre that a girl broke apart a laptop looking for some kind of something (???) that was supposed to be literally in the computer.

It sort of reminded me of zoolander when they were trying to literally get the files out of the computer.

 

[AAP]

myway had a doozy of a thread going recently

 

[jnevin]

Is it okay if I masterbate while I read all of this?

Only if you spell it right, Corky.

 

[Mr. Black]

omg.. remember that "sometimes I hug my male friends" stunt he pulled?

Refresh my memory on that one...

 

[HumorMe]

Some guy named Elvis or something like that on BTS forum posting about losing some kind of bet with his wife and he had to let her fuck him up the ass with a huge dildo.

He posted something like.....she keeps walking past the bedroom holding it and looking at me.... . It was truly a classic thread from several years ago.

 

[AAP]

Some guy named Elvis or something like that on BTS forum posting about losing some kind of bet with his wife and he had to let her fuck him up the ass with a huge dildo.

He posted something like.....she keeps walking past the bedroom holding it and looking at me.... . It was truly a classic thread from several years ago.

OMG!!! I remember that shit too.

We got to find that shit. That was classic.

 

[jnevin]

Please bump that one.

 

[Mr. Black]

Some guy named Elvis or something like that on BTS forum posting about losing some kind of bet with his wife and he had to let her fuck him up the ass with a huge dildo.

Was a big ol strap on if I remember correctly lol...

 

[HumorMe]

Was a big ol strap on if I remember correctly lol...

Yes that was it. A big old strap on.

Someone has to bump that shit.

 

[Spartacus]

tiny tank's curcumcision ordeal thread(s)

 

[ksharp01]

Dude, he didn't eat the condom. He pulled it off me and empty the juice out in his mouth.

This was also the guy that "didn't like to get lube on his hands" so what does he do when I put the condom on? Squirts lube in his mouth and then goes down on me. After I was slick enough, have no idea what he did with the excessive lube in his mouth. I guess he swallowed that too because I sure as hell didn't see him spit it out.

I had some gag reflexes gonna on after reading this...Could of done without that visual

 

[Mr. dB]

Big Rupe's penis enlargement surgery?

 

[SpyWizard]

Some little princess thought providing health care to animals was more important than 10,000 children dieing everyday from starvation..

that had to be the most bizarre.. the part where she couldn't understand why..

 

[heatherrae]

Some of the epics that Nathan wrote were bizarre in a very good way. lol.

What was that guy's name again Gunther? Hunter? I can't recall.