That reminds of the story of the generals who were being retired and told that they would be paid $10,000 times the distance in inches between any two parts of their body. Most took toe to finger distance except one requested the distance from the tip of his dick to his left testicle. On being questioned about his choice he said he'd accept a reasonable approximation since his left nut was over in Vietnam somehwere.
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