What's the dumbest/funniest thing you've done in your quest for a better body?

[KAYNE]

Okay, here it is stud:

Whenever I go out dancing, I find a hidden place near the club and do push ups for 20 minutes so that I'm pumped when my shirt comes off.

Sad, isn't it?

MAY---YOU WOULD BE SUPRISED HOW MANY PEOPLE I KNOW WHO DO THAT. IT IS KINDA FUNNY THOUGH. I DONT TAKE MY SHIRT OFF IN A CLUB. THEY ARE USUALLY HIGH CLASS AND WE WILL GET THROWN OUT FOR DOING THAT. BESIDES, IF I DID, THE GAY GUYS WILL NOT LEAVE ME ALONE. NO JOKE EITHER. WE WENT INTO THE CLUB CALLED 735 WHICH IS RIGHT NEXT TO A GAY CLUB CALLED OZ SO SOMETIMES GAY GUYS ARE IN IT. THEY FLOCK TO MY ACE AND DO DIRTY THINGS WITH THEIR TONGUES AT ME!!! EWWWWWWWW........BUT THAT IS ONLY THE SLUTS I THINK CUZ ANY SELF RESPECTING GAY MAN WOULDNT DO THAT SHIT RIGHT???!!!

 

[May1010]

Kayne,

In San Francisco, it was only the tourists who behaved badly and would dog good looking guys like that. The locals would never do it because they had to live there and live with the consequences of being a jerk.

Other guys do the push up thing? I've never seen it except that my ex-bf turned me on to doing that. When we were doing drugs, we'd go to the parking lot, do a bump, have a wee bit of sex, then do push ups before going back in.

 

[Frackal]

Ok ok, I admit it, when I was in highschool, I used to do dips in the stall w/ the handicap bars..haha...

Stupidest thing of course was trying to deadlift that eighth rep w/ 315 when I knew I couldn't and then slipping and being fucked up for 6+ months.

 

[1bigpitbull]

Dude I don't know if this counts but once I was cutting weight for A tounement and I didn't feel like putting on the sweats and working out so I ate A whole shit load of ex-lax( no pun intended)I counld'nt stop shitting all night I had to get A chair and prop it up in front of the toilet to put my head on it and just slept. on the toilet all night

 

[Wraith]

lol!!!!!
I think we have a winner
ding ding ding ding

Man, im sorry but that is funny

 

[Sassy69]

Don't eat orange roughy for a week....

 

[YellowD]

Okay, here it is stud:

Whenever I go out dancing, I find a hidden place near the club and do push ups for 20 minutes so that I'm pumped when my shirt comes off.

Sad, isn't it?

I thought everyone did that? )

 

[fistfullofsteel]

bump for #1498, damn this is a lot of hard work

 

[GLP]

Taking a whoppping 3cc of sten when I was 17 and expecting to get HUGE! For those of you who dont know that is a devastating 150mg of test a week. I ate all kinds of fast food and got fat as shit.

 

[Burning_Inside]

I sawed off my love handles