One Sat night at Spa I went up to this chick and asked her if she knew of any good afterhours spots. This is a great line because many times they'll go "yeah we're going to xxx, wanna come?". Anyway, so her bitch friend (don't recall if she was a chubby or not, that's irrelevant, all cock-blocks suck) comes over, grabs her friend away that I was talking to and goes "ya ya ya".
Damn, fellas. I was on my worst Pat Bateman mind-set (I had already messed around with a Las Vegas stripper earlier that night, same place), so I get in her face and tell her: "you know what you are, you are a fucking bitch." Then I pause, and then tell her "You heard what I said right? Good." She looked stunned to say the least.
Felt gooood.
Damn girls, don't be cock-blocks. If you haven't hooked up with anyone at that point, at least just ask if you can join in.
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