What's the best revenge you've ever had in your life?

[Rachel...lol]

writing poems and getting people bant

 

[trex74]

my 5th grade science teacher told me that I was lower class and that I would likely grow up and get a shitty job and that I was from "the slums." That was the first time I ever learned what a slum was. I know that he was just trying to explain to us what poverty was and stuff. But fuck man, he didnt have to single me out in froont of everyone. I never felt poor growing up. I never got any true revenge for it, inside I feel redeemed.



oh, and que pick3 with a silver spoon comment.

What a terrible teacher.
My eighth grade homeroom teacher told all the girls that we were silly little b****es and would never amount to anything. Those words exactly.
He also would only teach the boys computers, not the girls.
Then again he wore a fur coat, frosted his hair, and was a histrionic drama queen, so we didn't really take him seriously.
some teachers just suck.

 

[chris302001]

What a terrible teacher.
My eighth grade homeroom teacher told all the girls that we were silly little b****es and would never amount to anything. Those words exactly.
He also would only teach the boys computers, not the girls.
Then again he wore a fur coat, frosted his hair, and was a histrionic drama queen, so we didn't really take him seriously.
some teachers just suck.

lol we had a history teacher in 7th-8th grade who would wear these tight light colored polo shirts and would lean back and stretch and the shirt would stretch against his stomach showing the outline of his belly button and I shit you not it was the size of a breakfast saucer.

 

[trex74]

lol we had a history teacher in 7th-8th grade who would wear these tight light colored polo shirts and would lean back and stretch and the shirt would stretch against his stomach showing the outline of his belly button and I shit you not it was the size of a breakfast saucer.

That's disgusting.
My kindergarten French teacher Mr. Warren would wear shirts unbuttoned way low, and he would comb his chest hair with a Playboy comb.
What's up with teachers and inappropriate behaviour?

 

[kx250rider]

My favorite case lately, was when I patiently waited while a local sheriff wrote me up a ticket for tinted windows, and I was polite and all.... Then after I signed the ticket, I casually asked him, " How's Deputy Clark doing"? (Deputy Clark had been in a bad crash a few weeks earlier, and a citizen rushed over and tore his police car door open so he could get out.... It was starting to catch fire. )... That citizen was me. And he knew I was telling the truth, since I'm a witness now in court for the accident, and it was all over the local news. The sheriff who ticketed me felt like an ass.

Charles

 

[calveless wonder]

My favorite case lately, was when I patiently waited while a local sheriff wrote me up a ticket for tinted windows, and I was polite and all.... Then after I signed the ticket, I casually asked him, " How's Deputy Clark doing"? (Deputy Clark had been in a bad crash a few weeks earlier, and a citizen rushed over and tore his police car door open so he could get out.... It was starting to catch fire. )... That citizen was me. And he knew I was telling the truth, since I'm a witness now in court for the accident, and it was all over the local news. The sheriff who ticketed me felt like an ass.

Charles

Avocado farming...
marrying stuntwomen
saving people's lives
pwning dickhead cops

you sir, are my new favorite poster

charles = good bro

 

[miplank]

she left her phone on the table.

I grabbed it, went in the bathroom, took a picture of my dick (since she was the biggest whore around, and sent it to all her slutty friends in a picture text message saying, "look at this monster dong I just fiested on".

I'm seventeen right now and my penis is about 2" non erect and 4" erect. i was wondering if there's any techniques or things to do to make it larger before i'm 21. I actually don't think it's ever grown. I'm not sure if i'm too old for it to grow anymore. Nowadays girls all love huge penis', and i'm just hoping i can get mine larger in a natural way.

Something isn't adding up here...I just can't quite put my finger on it.

 

[kx250rider]

Something isn't adding up here...I just can't quite put my finger on it.

I don't want to put my finger on it

Charles

 

[big_daws]

Something isn't adding up here...I just can't quite put my finger on it.

lol IGGY GOT OWNED

 

[Ezekiel]

Something isn't adding up here...I just can't quite put my finger on it.

Things that make you go hmmmm...

Not much of a revenge person myself, but some of those stories are pretty funny...