What's the best revenge you've ever had in your life?

[iggy]

I've done a ton of things....
Once I made a bunch of "special brownies" back in high school and I had a party. This girl who I was good friends with comes over and even though i'm charging everyone else, I let her have one since she begs.

She says, "ewww this tastes bad" and proceeds to throw it in the garbage. Then tells us she has to stop at another party for awhile.

she left her phone on the table.

I grabbed it, went in the bathroom, took a picture of my dick (since she was the biggest whore around, and sent it to all her slutty friends in a picture text message saying, "look at this monster dong I just fiested on". They were all giving back texts like, "you go girl!" and "that's like the tenth guy you've hooked up with this weekend!". Then I put the phone back where it was and convinced everyone not to tell her who did it (including my good buddy, who we all knew she was going to assume did it).

She assumed he did it and texted all her friends that my buddy couldn't even get it up and had ED. Still to this day he didn't admit it was me who did that. lololololololol.

What's the craziest thing you've ever done for revenge?

 

[chris302001]

my 5th grade science teacher told me that I was lower class and that I would likely grow up and get a shitty job and that I was from "the slums." That was the first time I ever learned what a slum was. I know that he was just trying to explain to us what poverty was and stuff. But fuck man, he didnt have to single me out in froont of everyone. I never felt poor growing up. I never got any true revenge for it, inside I feel redeemed.



oh, and que pick3 with a silver spoon comment.

 

[twenty47]

one of my good friends breaks up with his girl of like 2 years. sometime later he has smashed drivers side window on his car. we had no idea who did it. his girl calls him eventually saying that some guy she was talking to did it to impress her and that she had no idea he was gonna do that.

This kid drives an rsx-s that he is so proud of. usually car guys dont fuck with peoples cars no matter what. so he crossed the line. I took the biggest dump in a bag you could ever imagine. it was pretty lose to. just imagine a huge zip lock filled with thick ass pudding.

dude doesnt even have a garage to park his car in and he's smashing other peoples shit. we walked up to his car smashed his window and i unleashed this bag of shit all over his seats and dash/center counsole..

it was possibly the best thing i had ever done.


one time dude threw seeds on my car when we were on the highway. couple days later i let all the air out of his tire and he went and bought a new one bc he thought it was flat..

word to the wise dont ever mess with my car unless you want it twice as bad in return.

 

[iggy]

one of my good friends breaks up with his girl of like 2 years. sometime later he has smashed drivers side window on his car. we had no idea who did it. his girl calls him eventually saying that some guy she was talking to did it to impress her and that she had no idea he was gonna do that.

This kid drives an rsx-s that he is so proud of. usually car guys dont fuck with peoples cars no matter what. so he crossed the line. I took the biggest dump in a bag you could ever imagine. it was pretty lose to. just imagine a huge zip lock filled with thick ass pudding.

dude doesnt even have a garage to park his car in and he's smashing other peoples shit. we walked up to his car smashed his window and i unleashed this bag of shit all over his seats and dash/center counsole..

it was possibly the best thing i had ever done.


one time dude threw seeds on my car when we were on the highway. couple days later i let all the air out of his tire and he went and bought a new one bc he thought it was flat..

word to the wise dont ever mess with my car unless you want it twice as bad in return.

lol. epic.
it's like an unwritten rule not to fuck with any dudes car.
you fight before you do that

 

[mustang_00]

broke up with my high school girlfriend cause she was cheating on me. she had her mom swing by and drop off pictures that she stole from me as a little kid and misc shit. me and her parents didn't get a long (i had nothing but respect for them but they were uppity) i told her thanx for my stuff back and i had some of her daughters belongings to give back too. i gave her a gallon sized zip lock bag with a bra,dildo and other misc shit. look on her face was priceless. i think her dad gave her the wrath too.

 

[ortiz34]

Found out my ex wif was cheating on me, and she split to virginia. I never took her calls and she was pissed. It made her want to come back (lol women)
I told her we could work it out if she came home
She did
The dead bolts on the house changed though
FAIL

 

[SouthernLord]

I have a funny story about my best friend.

Back in highschool he had a summer job at his dads work. One of the other kids working there would beg and mooch off his lunch everyday. Eventually my buddy grew tired of this kid fucking with him about his food.

One weekend he literally beat off 6-7 times onto a hoggy roll. He actually dug out a little trench in the bread to collect the jizz. That next Monday he made an extra meatball sub just for that guy lol

The kid ate it and said it was delisicious lol!!!!! My buddy never told him about all the spunk he dropped in the roll. Pwnt! Hahaha

 

[calveless wonder]

found out a dude i was really good friends with at the time was trying to go behind my back and get with my girl (she told me about it...), given what the kid looked like, it's pretty lol he thought he even had a shot.

anyways, dude had a girlfriend....and loved to brag about how he was banging this bartender at a place we used go to all the time. At first i didn't believe it, but then it turned out to be true.

so..i waited a couple of weeks after i found out what he did and acted like everything was cool.

i then "anonymously" sent flowers to his girlfriend because i knew where she worked...except the flowers came and the card read "I'm fucking your boyfriend - <bartender name>"



not one for revenge usually because i believe in karma, but it was some epic fuckin pwnage.


and yeah, don't fuck with me

 

[ortiz34]

found out a dude i was really good friends with at the time was trying to go behind my back and get with my girl (she told me about it...), given what the kid looked like, it's pretty lol he thought he even had a shot.

Never had a shot bro , cause your one pretty deep dude.

 

[trex74]

1)
Well I was living with this guy, and he started cheating on me with this girl he knew, who was supposedly just a friend. He told me the next day, and i went and confronted her, and we both treated her like shit after, putting her down and stuff.
So we all pretty much had the same friends and stuff, and one day the guy and me were at a buddys house. We're all e'd out and drunk as hell, so both the guy and i were trashing her to our friend, and he told us that she had slept there last night. So I went to use the bathroom and she had left her jewellery there, one really nice necklace was lying right there.
So I wiped my ass with it and told them, and we all just died laughing about it for days after.

2)
My stupid mom's stupid ex-boyfriend was passed out on the bar, and i got a can of whipped cream and sprayed a nice pyramid of cream on his head, the dumbass drunken idiot.