What's in your night stand drawer?

[Sub-Zero]

Transvestites.

are those like tights but with a wiener hole cut in em?

 

[string_bean00]

are those like tights but with a wiener hole cut in em?

I think you're talking about crotchless chaps...but anyway...

 

[jh1]

okay anybody that listed a weapon, especially a gun, but not a flashlight get 50 lashes...


Go buy one tonight... please...


Seriously maing...

 

[Robert Jan]

I dont have one

 

[jenscats5]

okay anybody that listed a weapon, especially a gun, but not a flashlight get 50 lashes...


Go buy one tonight... please...


Seriously maing...

The flashlights are in the kitchen.....

 

[Robert Jan]

Yáll are very well equipped for sex.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

okay anybody that listed a weapon, especially a gun, but not a flashlight get 50 lashes...


Go buy one tonight... please...


Seriously maing...

The room will light up for a second when you pull the trigger. My weapon is Wilson the dog who like to sneak up on you in the dark and bite your ass.

 

[jh1]

The room will light up for a second when you pull the trigger. My weapon is Wilson the dog who like to sneak up on you in the dark and bite your ass.

Wilson will sneak up and eat the rat-poison ridden steak I left for him outside your door.....

 

[Dial_tone]

Lotta people with adult toys up in here......good crowd.

 

[Scotsman]

standard vibrator
The Rabbit vibrator
handcuffs with no key
Extra makeup supplies
lots of nail polishes
Anal Ease
Old tube (mostly empty) of KY
Lots of mostly empty chapstix
Extra sunglasses that I can't wear anymore
Bunch of eyeglass cases
Luggage keys
buttons
Doo-dads from high school (Letter, bumper stickers, pins, etc -- dumb stuff)
couple floppy disks with personal pix on them

Probably a bunch of stuff I forgot about....

The highlighted one alone makes me wish you weren't married.

Cheers,
Scotsman