What would you do

[bigbassturd]

My luck I'd vacation in China or something and someone would drop this lil fgt on my doorstep 8 years later with a note that says 'surprise, daddy!'

 

[zwhit]

lol!

I'll never get a vasectomy

 

[bigbassturd]

Not even with 650mil?

You seen what some of these baller athletes pay in child support? You'd be fucked if you knocked up some dirty dirt

 

[TableFun]

I'd buy my kid 8 reindeer and buy deebs to be Santa Claus. Holy fuck would it piss him off.

 

[miplank]

fuck you're nosey

 

[TableFun]

I'd buy my kid 8 reindeer and buy deebs to be Santa Claus. Holy fuck would it piss him off.

And then dec 26th we have fresh backstraps on the grill